Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by BloodRain3,949 pages

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Well only 1 does that.

And the book portrays it as perfect. So is it a bad thing if she enjoys it? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


Is it pedophilia if the 16 year old enjoys it? Not that she knew about his mattress sniffing adventures.. not to mention he's using similar manipulation techniques that I used back in the day <___<

Originally posted by Nephthys
The same could easily be said about men. Bayformers? Lots of crappy action movies? Steven Segal? Porn?

Bay did not create Transformers. Fool. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by BloodRain
Is it pedophilia if the 16 year old enjoys it? Not that she knew about his mattress sniffing adventures.. not to mention he's using similar manipulation techniques that I used back in the day <___<

Well you probably should have picked a younger age than that, since 16 is what I think is the age of consent so...maybe not?

Of course, but the end of the series she is the legal adult while he is 17. Funny huh? ๐Ÿ˜›

At least he doesn't fall in love with her baby.

Is it pedophilia if the 16 year old enjoys it?

No, it's ephebophilia.

...I was guessing the US age limit x.x

All the while he's like a hundred...

Twilight; Pedophilia, beasiality and necrophilia.... Deja vu mhmm

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
No, it's ephebophilia.

>( Fine its a 13 year old, happy now?

Originally posted by FinalAnswer
It was stated that Dracula had the strength of 10 men or something in one hand. IF you've read Dracula, you may recall how badly he ****ed Renfield up.

I don't remember that statement, but I do remember the Renfield fight, or the aftermath thereof. Not much a human wouldn't be able to do, but I'll grant you it was messy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
At least he doesn't fall in love with her baby.

Yeah....She must have been really friggin high to think imprinting on infants was a good idea.

Honestly though, I've bitched about Twilight so much in the past that I can't say much else.

That was really, really dumb. Imprinting on a newborn.

It's like Meyer was trying to make fun of the dude by the end of the series.

Failed at getting the girl... so Ill get her daughter.. its brilliant.

Guess its a meh way to make sure everyone is happy at the end.

The sad thing is in New Moon, Jacob as a character was actually gooo.....goooo...goooooo....

He was okay.

I don't have any ****ing idea what you guys are talking about.

Guys. Guuuyyyyys.

You're talking about Twilight. Stoppit.

Talk about something good.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
The sad thing is in New Moon, Jacob as a character was actually gooo.....goooo...goooooo....

He was okay.

I agree with this, and the manner in which you wrote it. ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Guys. Guuuyyyyys.

You're talking about Twilight. Stoppit.

Talk about something good.

Hunger Games?

ugn.. i have mixed feeling about this... one, because i totally agree vampires and werewolves have been SEVERELY nerfed into fairies and dogs. and two, because i dont get why people think a vamp could stand up to a werewolf 1 v 1. a real werewolf. it would go like this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmNtbHJYeks
that, and the werewolves from the underworld movies are the last things ive seen in movies that featured real werewolves.

but.. i supposed theres different types.
theres werewolves that can only change during the full moon, like the hellsing one. (and its INSANELY POWAHFUL and FAST.)
theres the kind that can change freely at will. like this one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JL4oJkMNfM
and he was still strong enough to toss around the queen of vampires. (and he wasnt even the strongest wolf in his clan)
then theres the ones that change into dogs. but theres good and bad versions of those.
the bad versions are the twilight ones.
the good ones do shit like this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4Zsffydebg&feature=related
the wolf form being their true form, and the human shape is something they can create to hide themselves.
so... yeah.. O_o...i dont remember who said it, but vampires SHOULD rightfully shit themselves at the sight of werewolves. even powerful ones. but, the wolf has gotten alot more nerfs in media than the bat, for some stupid reason.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
The sad thing is in New Moon, Jacob as a character was actually gooo.....goooo...goooooo....

He was okay.

Doesn't he turn into a creepy rapist in the one after that? Thats what Spoony said at least.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Doesn't he turn into a creepy rapist in the one after that? Thats what Spoony said at least.

That is because Meyer realized Jacob was the comparatively better love interest of the two and needed to make him unlikeable and fast.

Of course, he still comes out to be the lesser of two evils.

nerfed into fairies and dogs.

Dude. ๐Ÿ˜

Faeries >

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Guys. Guuuyyyyys.

You're talking about Twilight. Stoppit.

Talk about something good.

Skyrim then.

YouTube video

And two things universally regarded as superior to vamps or werewolves;

busty wenches

and dragons