Woohoo, official off-topic thread!

Started by NemeBro3,949 pages

So I just read about a woman pulling a fully-grown man into her vulva penis first.

Lol, oh Neil Gaiman you...

Anyway, I'm going with Peach. Cowboy Bebob theme ftw.

No one asked you.

Originally posted by NemeBro
So I just read about a woman pulling a fully-grown man into her vulva penis first.

Lol, oh Neil Gaiman you...

Anyway, I'm going with Peach. Cowboy Bebob theme ftw.

I take it you're reading American Gods?

Great book.

Weird, but great.

YouTube video

Still awesome.

Originally posted by Peach
I take it you're reading American Gods?

Great book.

Weird, but great.

Yeah, I just started on it after picking up both it and Batman: The Long Halloween from the library.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Sakura is a better character than Hinata, objectively.

From a relative standpoint, Hinata only has redeeming qualities if you're a member of the hopeless romantic "forever alone" crowd.

You do go on don't you....

From a Factual viewpoint Sakura was so useless in Naruto that she frequently was more of a hinder than a help. And the cream on the cake is this damage is still present. Naruto's promise of a lifetime.

She was far more interested in her own happiness (and by consequence Sasuke's)

From a 'relative standpoint' Sakura has done more damage than she'll ever heal, even having been taught by Tsunade.

Compared to Hinata, who has been by Naruto's side this entire time. :3

Also, once she realized that her promise was causing pain, she did try to fix things. Failed, but A for effort. :3

Move to the Naruto thread cause it belongs there! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Originally posted by EvilAngel
[B]You do go on don't you....

From a Factual viewpoint Sakura was so useless in Naruto that she frequently was more of a hinder than a help.

Just about all of the women in the manga fulfill that role. But, she has been shown to be less of a hinderence than Hinata, in fact most of the women in the mythos period. Losing horribly so that the protagonist gets inspired to whip the bully of the month's ass is not contributing. Alternatively, Sakura has shown by feats and the statements of the other characters to be a prodigy in the art she pursues, healing and herbalism, just like Sasuke and Naruto are prodigies.

She was far more interested in her own happiness (and by consequence Sasuke's)

From a 'relative standpoint' Sakura has done more damage than she'll ever heal, even having been taught by Tsunade.

Poetic, but incorrect. It's not her fault Naruto is mentally handicapped.

Hinata has literally served zero purpose in the entirety of the manga beyond being a plot device for Naruto's focus. That's just a fact. By feats, abilities, and heresay from the other characters, Sakura is the most competent female character in Konoha barring Tsunade, and one of the most competent in all of the mythos. That's also a fact.

edit- And for record, you people get that "take this to another thread" bullshit right the hell out of here. If My ****ing Little Pony can be the topic of choice for five straight pages in here, this discussion is fine where it is.

Well...I wouldn't say she's quite as much a prodigy as those two...For obvious reasons.

I told them to take that to another thread too ****er! ๐Ÿ™

She's learned the medic strength art faster than the master of medic strength anticipated, out maneuvered Sasori several times and had him scratching his head at how she could possibly make an antidote to his poison in so little time (according to him it's impossible and to do so would be beyond even his abilities) and managed to defeat Kiba, Sai and Lee effortlessly.

I mean, yah she's not on the other two's level, but she's definitely a prodigy.

Certainly. She is without a doubt in the top 5 Medics of the series. Only Tsunade, Kabuto, and perhaps Shizune are better.

But the other two are simply ridiculous. Sakura should be given bonus points for being a realistic prodigy. ๐Ÿ˜›

I wish Shizune got some more screen time.

Or stayed dead.

Either would suit me fine.

I wish everyone who died in that arc stayed dead instead of being brought back. Except perhaps Kakashi.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Just about all of the women in the manga fulfill that role. But, she has been shown to be less of a hinderence than Hinata, in fact most of the women in the mythos period. Losing horribly so that the protagonist gets inspired to whip the bully of the month's ass is not contributing. Alternatively, Sakura has shown by feats and the statements of the other characters to be a prodigy in the art she pursues, healing and herbalism, just like Sasuke and Naruto are prodigies.

Poetic, but incorrect. It's not her fault Naruto is mentally handicapped.

Hinata has literally served zero purpose in the entirety of the manga beyond being a plot device for Naruto's focus. That's just a fact. By feats, abilities, and heresay from the other characters, Sakura is the most competent female character in Konoha barring Tsunade, and one of the most competent in all of the mythos. That's also a fact.

edit- And for record, you people get that "take this to another thread" bullshit right the hell out of here. If My ****ing Little Pony can be the topic of choice for five straight pages in here, this discussion is fine where it is.

Not incorrect at all, Sakura has done damage in the series, by her own admission even. You say Hinata has done nothing. True, also true for many characters in the series. That said by the same token neither has she failed many times. The only incident she did was against pain and she was never going to win that.

Physical actions only go so far with a cast as big as Naruto's, attitude also counts. Sakura's simply put; stinks. Hinata, when shown is actually a good team mate, not just to the boy she likes either, a massive improvement.

If such things are factored into the thought process when considering would Hinata have screwed up as badly were she in team 7, the answer is irrevocably 'No'.

and agreed. If MLP can dominate an unrelated-thread in whcih others expressed a dislike or lack of interest in it, then I have no quarrels with a brief banter of pretty much anything else =\ There's no way that would be out of line

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
Certainly. She is without a doubt in the top 5 Medics of the series. Only Tsunade, Kabuto, and perhaps Shizune are better.

But the other two are simply ridiculous. Sakura should be given bonus points for being a realistic prodigy. ๐Ÿ˜›

Compared to Naruto and Sasuke, she's ordinary.
However, she's fairly unrealistic considering the leap she made in less than two years. Coming up with an antidote to Sasori's poison with just an inspection, is uber, and it made Chiyo, a notable medic, shit herself.
She was poised to surpass Tsunade too.
Only reason she isn't awesome as far as skills are concerned, is because Kishi forgot about her after Sasori.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I wish Shizune got some more screen time.

Or stayed dead.

Either would suit me fine.

She needs more screen-time, even though she's non-existent as far as the plot is concerned.
Pity Anko got pwned by Kabutomaru of all people. She also needed screen-time.

Well I tried to stop it.

Rereading through the NaruHina vs NaruSaku thread. The sheer amount of butt hurt is amazing.

And Neph is apparently a dirty filthy liar.

^ Link? I want some lulz before I go to sleep.

Of course he is. He has a Lelouch sig and avatar.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=532998&pagenumber=1

As you can see, it's pretty funny. Just avoid the last couple of pages. It is filled with tl;dr.

Bonus...

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=539276&pagenumber=1

lol. Killermover is such a chode.

Those threads were mountains upon mountains of fail.

edit- Chilled Monkey's kind of a retard, too.

How in the blue hell did we get 17 pages on shitty pairings? ๐Ÿ˜
I'm leaving that crap for tomorrow. Cannot take the FAIL.

Also, attacks on Hinata make you laugh Aura? You twisted man you. vin