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I beat Akinator a bunch of times a few months ago. Mostly with Kainen, Michael Westen, and a bunch of other more obscure characters.

Kinda surprised you're all only just now finding him.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I beat Akinator a bunch of times a few months ago. Mostly with Kainen, Michael Westen, and a bunch of other more obscure characters.

Kinda surprised you're all only just now finding him.

I first found Akinator several years ago, but it's still pretty fun.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons_p2.html


Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy was one of Cartoon Network's original programs created back in the late '90s. It's a pretty simple, wholesome show about three kids (all named some variation of Edward) who ... really, they just spend a lot of time trying to scam the other kids on their block. They're kind of assholes. OK, so maybe it's not so wholesome.

You know what else isn't wholesome? Dead kids. This theory proposes that all the children on the show are actually dead, and the neighborhood they live in is purgatory. But then again, they said the same thing about Lost and it turned out to be bullshit (mostly).

For one thing, some of these kids already look like they're dead: Pretty much everyone in this neighborhood has weird skin tones or odd-colored tongues, like corpses might have.

But then there's the fact that there are no adults in the show: They're mentioned, but never seen. You do see vague silhouettes of adults on a few occasions, but they never move (yeah, that's not creepy or anything). The closest thing to an adult we ever see is Eddy's older brother, whom they meet the only time in the entire show's history when they leave their neighborhood/purgatory. However, the guy turns out to be a complete piece of shit, meaning that it's totally feasible that they were simply visiting him in hell.

This would also explain why the setting of the show is so hard to pinpoint: In one episode, the kids are seen using a typewriter, despite having been shown using a computer in another, and they seem to know what a cassette tape is, unlike most teens of the 2000s. The theory holds that this is because each one came from a different period in American history.

Rolf, the weird kid with the inexplicable Eastern European accent, died in the early 1900s in a farming accident. Johnny, the one whose best friend is a plank, comes from the 1920s, when owning a piece of wood with a face painted on it made you the most popular kid on the block. Jimmy, the sickly kid with yellowish skin, died of leukemia in the 2000s, and so on.

The theory also alleges that there's one set of characters who aren't dead, but not alive either. The antagonistic Kanker sisters, who frequently abuse and berate all the other kids on the show, are actually demons placed in purgatory to torture them. Coincidentally, they are the only regular characters who have pink tongues ... just like non-dead people do.

Well...this sure changes my perspective on the show a lot haermm

I've been up all night reading an ******* read Homestuck.

Time well spent.

Lol, Romney is blaming his loss on Obama 'promising gifts to minorities and young people'.

haermm

He's right.

Poor Romney. No one told him that people are more likely to vote for someone who actually cares about them.

Hai guys, it's been awhile. Pokemanz nerds need to register to play PWO, it's pretty beast. Aura, this means you. Tis a Pokemanz mmorpg. It's constantly being updated, and as of right now you can go to the kanto, and johto regions. Here's the link to the site. http://playerdex.pokemonworldonline.net/

You have to register before you can download the client, the site wont fully open up to you until you're a member, and yes, it's free. Also, My name is o0_Baker_0o
Add me as a friend when you start playing.
Now I doubt you'll hear from me for another few months, I've been detatched from the internet as of late, and gained back my soul. Peace, fellow nerds. xD

Oh, and the black man said, "Let there be bud." Politics. Lol... My country is doomed. xD

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Lol, Romney is blaming his loss on Obama 'promising gifts to minorities and young people'.

haermm

You gotta love bribery.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6525-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-Two#

Jesus Christ.

I want to watch this movie now. haermm

Beat Akinator twice, with the Anglar Emperor and Kralkatorrik.

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You gotta love bribery.

You mean, "gotta love being butthurt".

Treating people like they're actually human and matter isn't bribery, nor is it gifts. Grow up.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I beat Akinator a bunch of times a few months ago. Mostly with Kainen, Michael Westen, and a bunch of other more obscure characters.

Kinda surprised you're all only just now finding him.

Guy, I've known about him since high school~

Originally posted by Nemesis X
You gotta love bribery.

Bribing them by promising social security? The beast!

Originally posted by AuraAngel
Guy, I've known about him since high school~

Aren't you still in highschool?

I am on Skype with MG, Shin, and Blax.

MG sounds like a nerd, Shin sounds 10, and Blax sounds... White.

Bullshit. I sound at least twelve.

biscuits

Originally posted by NemeBro
I am on Skype with MG, Shin, and Blax.

MG sounds like a nerd, Shin sounds 10, and Blax sounds... White.

I never get invited to Skype. :'(

Morning shift is Soo boring

Originally posted by Nephthys
Aren't you still in highschool?

Nope!

Originally posted by Lek Kuen
Morning shift is Soo boring

Quit!