I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

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Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

Shelbert Lemon ubuntu

hmmm they will either do a pee test or as some do now, clippings of your hair. Im not a pot smoker so Ive no idea how to get pass one of those screenings. Good luck with that though.

Oh and Kelly, in the future... most companies that Im aware of do drug test.

Röland Masked Vigilante

There is a pill you can buy or this drink that will "clean" out your system. But I forget the name of them both.

Da Rev Cummin Soon

I was hoping i would read "I'm pregnant with Da Rev's babies. 100 of them to be exact." sly

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

firefirefireph I'm gonna die, lol.

Grinning Goku **********.

Just fake being sick or something. I'm sure they'll let you reschedule. Next time, don't be so silly.

Pandemoniac Disco Infernal

Your blood should be free of any traces within a week, but they can detect drug-use up to 3 months ago by analysing hairs.
Guess it's razor-time!

Secretus Restricted

Re: I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

White Vinegar followed by a gallon of water.

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Secretus
White Vinegar followed by a gallon of water.

I heard the vinegar thing was a myth. I googled it.

Röland Masked Vigilante

Try what Goku is saying, call in and say that you're sick and see if they can reschedule it.

Most companies will do a piss test before they do a hair test.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry
Tell your parents you smoke pot.

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

They'd shoot me!

Secretus Restricted
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
I heard the vinegar thing was a myth. I googled it.

It works, trust me.

Originally posted by Röland
Try what Goku is saying, call in and say that you're sick and see if they can reschedule it.

As long as you can put it off for 30 days from the last time you smoked. It stays in the system for quite the while.

2D_MASTER Restricted

You can hope the person who administers the test is a male, and suck him off in order to pass.

Impediment Endless

I've always been told pickle juice helps flush out your system. ermmsrug

But what do I know? I was never into Mary Jane.

I'm just an alcoholic. ✅

Bardock42 Junior Member
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
They'd shoot me!

Sounds unreasonable. Assuming they are against you taking pot because of assumed harmful effects, to shoot you would seem hypocritical in a way.

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Impediment
I've always been told pickle juice helps flush out your system. ermmsrug

But what do I know? I was never into Mary Jane.

I'm just an alcoholic. ✅

That's beautiful enough to profile.in_love

Impediment Endless

eyes

Oh, you.

Yuna_And_Tidus Warum ist die Sonne rund?

Originally posted by Secretus
It works, trust me.

As long as you can put it off for 30 days from the last time you smoked. It stays in the system for quite the while.


Well I'll have to give it a try.
Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
You can hope the person who administers the test is a male, and suck him off in order to pass.

Very funny.
Originally posted by Impediment
I've always been told pickle juice helps flush out your system. ermmsrug

But what do I know? I was never into Mary Jane.

I'm just an alcoholic. ✅


I should've become one of those instead. 😠
Originally posted by Bardock42
Sounds unreasonable. Assuming they are against you taking pot because of assumed harmful effects, to shoot you would seem hypocritical in a way.

😂 I'd rather they did shoot me with the way my life's going right now, now that I think about it lol.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Smoke more and go the test baked as a ham...

Itll come up on a urine test up to 2 months. But it depends, how much you smoked, and if you smoked much before then. If its a one off, it would probably mostly be out of your system by now. Hopefully anyway.

Good luck.