Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Ghee, It's almost like I KNEW I was going to be forced into a job by my parents right after graduation, when I wanted to have a little fun with pot. 🙄 Maybe you should ask some questions before assuming, because that makes YOU look like the dumbass.Speak for yourself, n00b.
Do pot in School.
And keep your grades up so no one notices.
That's how we do. 🥷
Originally posted by Kenshinswife
you can get one of those do it yourself enema's or a colonics those get it out of your system pretty quickly if you can pass the humilation of having to stick a tube up you ass.
Wrongo. My mom did one of those.
Takes three to four weeks to clean out your entire system. 😐
Gah they suck, i had to get one. I had a fever that wouldnt go away after a couple weeks, some type of virus. my mom had her friend give me one...i thought i would pass out on my knees from humiliation or the tube.
(your on knees because you have to arch over and put you booty in the air so the tube can go in "easier" while the water is being pumped into your ass whole. then after that you have to run like a motha fuka to the toilet so you wont crap on the floor or yourself. becuz shit isnt quite the most pleasent thing to clean)
But my brother smokes and everytime he has to do a drug time he just does an enema or colonic ttwo days before and he's as clean as a newborn. So if you really want the job you should do it.
Which one did your mom have a colonic or an enema?
Originally posted by Kenshinswife
Gah they suck, i had to get one. I had a fever that wouldnt go away after a couple weeks, some type of virus. my mom had her friend give me one...i thought i would pass out on my knees from humiliation or the tube.
(your on knees because you have to arch over and put you booty in the air so the tube can go in "easier" while the water is being pumped into your ass whole. then after that you have to run like a motha fuka to the toilet so you wont crap on the floor or yourself. becuz shit isnt quite the most pleasent thing to clean)But my brother smokes and everytime he has to do a drug time he just does an enema or colonic ttwo days before and he's as clean as a newborn. So if you really want the job you should do it.
That's why I'd smoke, let it go out naturally instead of shoving a tube up my ass and then after I get the job, start smoking again.
And if they do a random drug screening, I'm out.
Besides. I'd have probably enough money by then for rent and 3-4 dimebags. 😎
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidushow did it go?
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry
drink vinegar
Re: I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!
Originally posted by Yuna_And_TidusYou smoked a piff on my birthday?
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry
Good lord, is my birthday going to be the new 4/20. 😄