I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

Started by Tattoo6 pages
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

Next time don't do drugs when you're unemployed and looking for work, you dolt. 99% of all companies do drug screenings, so I'm not surprised McDonald's is asking you to do it as well. 😐

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
your in alot of trouble if your parents find out so don't do drugs again

Yes ma'am. 🙁

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry
I just took a damn drug test the other day. ****ers cut my hair. They take it down all the way to the root. Gah. They can tell how long ago you smoked pot all the way up until your last hair cut. It's a *****. With the pee test, drink a shit load of water. Cleans it out quicker.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yes ma'am. 🙁

Do 'em again, just don't get caught. 😉

but if she gets caught do you know how long she would be grounded???

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
but if she gets caught do you know how long she would be grounded???

Maybe not grounded at all.. It's not the only punishment.. And far from the worst..

maybe but thats what parents do the most

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
maybe but thats what parents do the most

But not all parents..

go away

Originally posted by FUZE_LOVER
go away

I'm going..

Or am I?

You couldn't tell, because you cant see me..

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
I'm going..

Or am I?

You couldn't tell, because you cant see me..

Excuse hur, sir. The lass is a bit touched in the head.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Excuse hur, sir. The lass is a bit touched in the head.

I'm fully aware of that fact, but thank you for notifying..

Originally posted by Tsure
I just took a damn drug test the other day. ****ers cut my hair. They take it down all the way to the root. Gah. They can tell how long ago you smoked pot all the way up until your last hair cut. It's a *****. With the pee test, drink a shit load of water. Cleans it out quicker.

Are you serious? I thought they only took a small small sample of hair!
Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Do 'em again, just don't get caught. 😉

😛
Originally posted by Darth Extecute
Maybe not grounded at all.. It's not the only punishment.. And far from the worst..

True, my parents were young once. 😂

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
True, my parents were young once. 😂

In worst case scenario, I hope you have understanding parents..

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

Karma is a biatch. 😐

Originally posted by Tattoo
Next time don't do drugs when you're unemployed and looking for work, you dolt. 99% of all companies do drug screenings, so I'm not surprised McDonald's is asking you to do it as well. 😐

funny

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Darth Extecute
In worst case scenario, I hope you have understanding parents..

😛 Thank you.
Originally posted by InnerRise
Karma is a biatch. 😐

funny

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....


No you're a *****, lol. Doesn't matter anymore anyway because I don't have to take the job, I got a daycare job on the line. 😂

No, the biatch is the one who felt grown enough to do an illegal substance and then come and whine on a message board when "McDonald's" call for a drug test. Boo Freakin Hoo Biatch. 😐

funny

May God be with those children b/c it's not the daycare job on the line....it's their lives.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
No, the biatch is the one who felt grown enough to do an illegal substance and then come and whine on a message board when "McDonald's" call for a drug test. Boo Freakin Hoo Biatch. 😐

funny

May God be with those children b/c it's not the daycare job on the line....it's their lives.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....


It's actually a very large franchise called INOAC, *****. PWNT!

Don't be all stuck up with me because you're boyfriend left you for another man. Ignored.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
😛 Thank you.

No you're a *****, lol. Doesn't matter anymore anyway because I don't have to take the job, I got a daycare job on the line. 😂

Haha, I think it's ironic that the drug test has drivin you to daycare 😂

Originally posted by InnerRise
No, the biatch is the one who felt grown enough to do an illegal substance and then come and whine on a message board when "McDonald's" call for a drug test. Boo Freakin Hoo Biatch. 😐

funny

May God be with those children b/c it's not the daycare job on the line....it's their lives.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😂 I'm gonna go say a prayer for them now.