I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

Started by InnerRise6 pages

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
my fiance
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Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
my fiance
😐
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
my fiance
😐
Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
my fiance
😐

Smoking an Illegal substance is one thing, but you having a fiance.......

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Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Re: I'm in a heap of sh*t!!!!!

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

Dumbass. 😱 😂 😆 💃 😮‍💨

Originally posted by InnerRise
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Smoking an Illegal substance is one thing, but you having a fiance.......

😐

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

😕

💃

thats one spastic banana.

Originally posted by Dreamt
No offense, but it was pretty ****ing dumb to get high when you're looking for a job. Let it be a lesson to you, if I were you, I'd seriously just quit the job beforehand for 'personal reasons', wait a month or two, then go looking again.

Ghee, It's almost like I KNEW I was going to be forced into a job by my parents right after graduation, when I wanted to have a little fun with pot. 🙄 Maybe you should ask some questions before assuming, because that makes YOU look like the dumbass.
Originally posted by Ultimate Hulk43
Dumbass. 😱 😂 😆 💃 😮‍💨

Speak for yourself, n00b.

drink a lot of pickle juice.

I'm so happy to be Dutch. 😐

Originally posted by Slay
I'm so happy to be Dutch. 😐
must be nice.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
must be nice.

Indeed. I've never taken a drug test in my life. I would like to see what happens when I take one though. ermm

Originally posted by Slay
Indeed. I've never taken a drug test in my life. I would like to see what happens when I take one though. ermm
betcha that'd be interesting. pretty much impossible to beat them nowadays.

Originally posted by Yuna_And_Tidus
Yeah so um..I kind of need serious help. MAJORLY! On July the 7th or 8th I smoked some pot and today I have to go for a drug screening for a ****ing job and my parents will kill me when I fail it and have no idea that I even have a drug screening, heh. I'm trying to hold it off as long as I can...so...is there any method I can use to get pot out of my system faster? cry

Have someone else pee in a cup for you. 😐

Originally posted by Vathu
Have someone else pee in a cup for you. 😐

Kind of hard to do, since drug tests are monitored very closely.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
betcha that'd be interesting. pretty much impossible to beat them nowadays.

I probably can't beat them. I smoke 3 spliffy's a day. Not enough to get me really stoned, seeing as I usually mix it with tobacco. 😬

Originally posted by Röland
Kind of hard to do, since drug tests are monitored very closely.

Lol.

Works in the movies! 🥷

Originally posted by Vathu
Lol.

Works in the movies! 🥷

But in the movies they don't have a guy standing in the bathroom with you. 😉

Originally posted by Röland
But in the movies they don't have a guy standing in the bathroom with you. 😉

Or girl. For Yunas sake. =|

Originally posted by Vathu
Or girl. For Yunas sake. =|

Hopefully. 😛

Originally posted by Röland
Hopefully. 😛

Yeah.

Seriously.

you can get one of those do it yourself enema's or a colonics those get it out of your system pretty quickly if you can pass the humilation of having to stick a tube up you ass.