How Sex Starts

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How Sex Starts

Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

FAIL.

WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

chloroform steeks

In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick tongue_ss

and

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick tongue_ss

and

In our case it would. >_>;

MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL!

Originally posted by Vathu
In our case it would. >_>;

MY HANDS ARE MAGICAL!

Teh Magical Hands fear

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111 oh

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
Teh Magical Hands fear

They seduce girls with a single touch. Oh noes!!!1111 oh

steeks

Originally posted by MR.Grum
steeks
You have them too? shock

😛

if that was true, everybody would get laid.

you fail, sir. 😐

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
You have them too? shock

😛

I don't know.

I mean. Gillian would enjoy me touching her any time.

Thomas is the only problem.

But like. They can be happy. I'm OK with not touching Gillian. >_>

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Before: No

After: If its good, Yes.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
if that was true, everybody would get laid.

you fail, sir. 😐

Already satated. x]

Originally posted by Vathu
FAIL.

Re: How Sex Starts

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

Spoken like a true virgin.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Before: No

After: If its good, Yes.

Originally posted by Vathu
Already satated. x]

I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails. 😐

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
I dont see that stated anywhere sir. It is you who fails. 😐

😐

No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

Re: How Sex Starts

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

man i dont who failed worse paris hilton pasing a h.i.v test or this guy trying to get laid.

Originally posted by Vathu
😐

No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Originally posted by BlackSunshine
k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

It's only the second post. haermm