How Sex Starts

Started by Homer J.5 pages

Originally posted by Vathu
😐

No, Ma'am.

You Fail, Ma'am.

k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Originally posted by Homer J.
k...nuff with the whole fail thing. But, honestly, I didnt see anyone else post the same as I did.

Well.

He fails worse than Windows Fire wall.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Before: No

After: If its good, Yes.

Wrong.

Before: Never

After: You laugh really weird laughs at each other and don't say a word.

Originally posted by Röland
Wrong.

Before: Never

After: You laugh really weird laughs at each other and don't say a word.

n3g

Before: Nope

After: You look at eachother...Smile.....High five....than do it again.

At least in my house.

Originally posted by Homer J.
n3g

Before: Nope

After: You look at eachother...Smile.....High five....than do it again.

At least in my house.

Or just ask her/him when he/she's available next.

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Originally posted by Homer J.
n3g

Before: Nope

After: You look at eachother...Smile.....High five....than do it again.

At least in my house.

Do you usually piss right after?

Then high five?

Or do you high five then take a leak?

Originally posted by Röland
Do you usually piss right after?

Then high five?

Or do you high five then take a leak?

Do I automatically have to pee right after? Whats up with that?

Originally posted by Rodgort

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Alex.

Possibly.

But for all we know it could be Mustard in the Library wit a candlestick.

Originally posted by Homer J.
Do I automatically have to pee right after? Whats up with that?

I always do, well did, haven't had much action lately. ermm

Originally posted by Röland
ermmm

HAHA.

FAIL.

Originally posted by Röland
I always do, well did, haven't had much action lately. ermm
I usually wait until we are done. Unless its an emergency. ermm

We can do it? srug

Originally posted by Vathu
HAHA.

FAIL.

I'll kill you.

Originally posted by Homer J.
I usually wait until we are done. Unless its an emergency. ermm

We can do it? srug

Your girl must appreciate you. ermmnone

Sorry, I'm not gay. 😐

Originally posted by Röland
I'll kill you.

vin

Originally posted by Röland
Your girl must appreciate you. ermmnone

Sorry, I'm not gay. 😐

I'd say so. She's a catch ermhappy

Thats cool. ermm

Relax don't get your pink knickers in a twist, it was a joke thread

Originally posted by Homer J.
I'd say so. She's a catch ermhappy

Thats cool. ermm

How much bait did you have to use? haermm

Indeed.

Originally posted by Röland
How much bait did you have to use? haermm

Indeed.

about 7 and a half to 8 inches haermm

Originally posted by Homer J.
about 7 and a half to 8 inches haermm

Of minnows? haermm