How Sex Starts · The Off-Topic Forum

Homer J. Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Röland
Of minnows? haermm

If thats what you want to call it haermm

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Homer J.
If thats what you want to call it haermm

I won't call it anything. That's Barkers job. haermm

Homer J. Cummin Soon

Originally posted by Röland
I won't call it anything. That's Barkers job. haermm

He's probably give it a Pkmnz name haermm

Röland Masked Vigilante

Originally posted by Homer J.
He's probably give it a Pkmnz name haermm

He's such a nerd. haermm

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Re: How Sex Starts

Originally posted by simonrob123

...a finger leads to a hand

what kind of mammoth vaginas do you frequent?

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by Röland
WTF
Who high fives before sex?

A 70's cliché

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by FoxMeister
A 70's cliché

sounds like a beer commercial.

FoxMeister Tank

A beer commercial about high fiving sex pests?

lord xyz Restricted

When you said finger, I imagined the woman being fingered, not the man. haermm

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a ****.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply

Seems like really bad sex.haermm

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by lord xyz
When you said finger, I imagined the woman being fingered, not the man. haermm

What if some men are into that?shockyes

FoxMeister Tank

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if some men are into that?shockyes

Are they???

JacopeX Restricted

Originally posted by Röland
WTF
Who high fives before sex?

Beat me to it.

Oh, I just love these failed threads simonrob makes. 😂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by LethalFemme
What if some men are into that?shockyes

a finger up in me? NO THANK YOU. ❌

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by FoxMeister
Are they???

There must be.ermm

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a finger up in me? NO THANK YOU. ❌

😘

Tattoo Senior Member

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a ****.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply

Is it so hard to erase the "Body:" in the message showing that you stole it from some stupid MySpace bulletin?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by LethalFemme
There must be.ermm
😘

hey, YOU brought it up, sicko.

JacopeX Restricted

If you don't repost this, you will get stomach cancer. 🙄

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by JacopeX
If you don't repost this, you will get stomach cancer. 🙄

LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
hey, YOU brought it up, sicko.

I didn't ask for your opinion on it.sly