How Sex Starts

Originally posted by JacopeX
What a coincidence.

Lots of w@nkers in this thread. I'll leave yall to it. 😄

if you cant beat them....

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Originally posted by Röland
WTF

Who high fives before sex?

Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

high 5 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Strangelove
crylaugh

I thank you. jhappy

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

Ew. Good luck with that.

This how it worked for me.

I was sitting with my crush on the edge of my bed. And I remembered about this thread so I went for it.......Sorta....

I put my hand up, signaling a high five. IN her confusion she says "What are you doing?". I say "It means, give me a high five. What else?"

So she gave me a high five with a "WTF?" look on her face then we just sit there......for awhile. Then I ask "How do you feel". She looks at me. "How do I feel? What are you talking about?" I just turns around and I say "Nevermind. Just wanted to try something new."

Thanks alot Simonrob, my crush thinks i'm a friggin loser. 🙁

WTF this bull shit?

Half of all threads suck ass

I was making out with her on the couch and was like "We should move this to your bedroom."

It was sly as hell. haermm

Originally posted by Röland
I was making out with her on the couch and was like "We should move this to your bedroom."

It was sly as hell. haermm

I was all "We should take this to Röland's Bedroom."

You could skip all those steps and get with that girl who's drink you've spiked, I wouldn't skip the high five stage though, that's more important than the condom... 😐

Originally posted by Vathu
I was all "We should take this to Röland's Bedroom."

And I was all "Shut up and go make me a f*ckin sandwich."

Originally posted by Vathu
I was all "We should take this to Röland's Bedroom."

naughty

Originally posted by Naz
naughty

I was all "Get older, then we'll talk."

Originally posted by Wild-Cherry
In my book a hand doesn't lead to a lick tongue_ss

and

Originally posted by dadudemon
Come to think of it...I high five yo mamas tittys during sex when she is on top...I like to watch them bounce and she likes the sting.

Every post Vathu has made in this thread has made me laugh my ass off so far.

Originally posted by simonrob123
Body: ...a smile leads to a laugh

...a laugh leads to a high 5

...a high 5 leads to a hug

...a hug leads to a kiss

...a kiss leads 2 a makeout

...makeout leads to a feel up

...a feel up leads 2 a finger

...a finger leads to a hand

...a hand leads to a lick

...a lick leads to a suck

...a suck leads 2 a ****.

...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.

...u add the bed

..subtract the clothes

...divide the legs

...leave your solution

...and pray you dont multiply

You rookie 😛

Let me show you how Sex starts 😉

... A touch leads to nudity

... Nudity leads to sex

😇

Originally posted by JacopeX
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=441868

Good times 😂

Originally posted by Mywi
What is love when you´re 14? ermm

Originally posted by Syren
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more ermm

Hahaha. Nice. Every time I see that I laugh.

Originally posted by Captain Maynard
A little song we use to sing in School

I dont want her
You can have her
She's to fat for me

No offense.

Originally posted by Bloigen
jam

And those were good times, Jacope..

Gooooood times...