Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, do you know any of her interests?

Never met her in my life and I need a way to break the ice without seeming like a complete idiot. haermm

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, do you know any of her interests?

Hehh......cookie......

Originally posted by Röland
It was justified. ermmha

No I'm just kidding.

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Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
What I did to your momma last night was justified.

No I'm just kidding.

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Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

But you like guys..... 😐

Originally posted by InnerRise
Cookie? You want a cookie?

What I did to your momma last night was justified.

No I'm just kidding.

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Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Yes...I want the cookie.....cookie, come to my mouth.....

Originally posted by Röland
Never met her in my life and I need a way to break the ice without seeming like a complete idiot. haermm

I dunno, if you're ever close to her, and she looks at you or something, or your eyes meet, I'd recommend just saying a nice little, "Hey, what's up?" or "Hey, hows it going?"

Originally posted by Röland
But you like guys..... 😐

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
I dunno, if you're ever close to her, and she looks at you or something, or your eyes meet, I'd recommend just saying a nice little, "Hey, what's up?" or "Hey, hows it going?"

Hmmm, I would do that but then I have no idea what else to say to keep the convo going. hmm

Originally posted by InnerRise
Exactly. haermm

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

So, you're saying my mom is a man?

Originally posted by Röland
Hmmm, I would do that but then I have no idea what else to say to keep the convo going. hmm

Improv it. See what she says, and just be completely honest with what you say. Honesty never fails. And if she doesn't like you, then it either wasn't meant to be, or she's a betch.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Yes...I want the cookie.....cookie, come to my mouth.....

That's not a cookie...... 🙂

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by Röland
So, you're saying my mom is a man?

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Improv it. See what she says, and just be completely honest with what you say. Honesty never fails. And if she doesn't like you, then it either wasn't meant to be, or she's a betch.

You are wise in the ways of women Selphie, I shall give this advice a try and inform you of how it went.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Of course not. You're just being paranoid tonight is all. We all have those nights. No worries. I'm not offended or mad at you. No need for apologies. I'll forgive you.

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

I'm just kidding, IR. 😛 I just didn't post a smiley.

Also don't vomit her name on the floor Rolos, that will only attract Mist.

Originally posted by Scythe
Also don't vomit her name on the floor Rolos, that will only attract Mist.

Is that possible? I don't know if I have that much vomit in me.

Originally posted by InnerRise
That's not a cookie...... 🙂

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

But.....you said....Ginger Snap.......give me the cookie......*flails arms around*

Originally posted by Röland
You are wise in the ways of women Selphie, I shall give this advice a try and inform you of how it went.

Sweet, I look forward, I'll do nearly anything to help 🙂

Originally posted by SelphieT
Sweet, I look forward, I'll do nearly anything to help 🙂

Are you still on my MSN? I had to re-install it and I lost some contacts I think. hmm

Originally posted by Röland
Are you still on my MSN? I had to re-install it and I lost some contacts I think. hmm

I have you on my MSN.

Originally posted by SelphieT
But.....you said....Ginger Snap.......give me the cookie......*flails arms around*

Okay okay. *Pulls up pants*

Here's your Ginger Snap. Wait. I'll just give you the whole bag.

Eat up............completely. ✅

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
I have you on my MSN.

K, cool.

Originally posted by InnerRise
Okay okay. *Pulls up pants*

Here's your Ginger Snap. Wait. I'll just give you the whole bag.

Eat up............completely. ✅

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

The whole thing? I don't want to look preggers though..... *flails arms around*