Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages
Originally posted by Röland
*dies*

Uh oh........

*flails away*

*yeah that's right, just leave my body on the floor*

*drags Röland off the ground and onto a table*

any one hungry?

Originally posted by Röland
*yeah that's right, just leave my body on the floor*

*does*

*and flails some more*

You people are animals!

You're lucky I don't come back as a zombie or some crazy shit like that.

Originally posted by Röland
You people are animals!

You're lucky I don't come back as a zombie or some crazy shit like that.

Thank you 😄 that's what happens when Lycanthropes are allowed to roam freely

Originally posted by Röland
You people are animals!

You're lucky I don't come back as a zombie or some crazy shit like that.

You are not a threat.....for I am..... the total zombie.

*flails*

Originally posted by SelphieT
You are not a threat.....for I am..... the total zombie.

*flails*

I would kick your zombie ass!

*scratches back of head with foot*

stupid fur is itchy

Originally posted by Röland
I would kick your zombie ass!

Betch please! *bites your neck*

Originally posted by SelphieT
Betch please! *bites your neck*

I'm already dead. kthx. haermm

Originally posted by SelphieT
Betch please! *bites your neck*

I thought you where a zombie ... not a vampire 😕

Originally posted by Röland
I'm already dead. kthx. haermm

Who said I couldn't bite your neck?

kthnxbetchplzbye.

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
I thought you where a zombie ... not a vampire 😕

......😐

wait ... if both you are undead .... that means i'm the only one alive here at the moment ..... damn

Originally posted by SelphieT
Who said I couldn't bite your neck?

kthnxbetchplzbye.

I thought the ground rules were no biting of the jugular?!

Originally posted by Röland
I thought the ground rules were no biting of the jugular?!

UGH, what does it matter if you are dead? Zombies feast upon the dead all the time.

Originally posted by SelphieT
UGH, what does it matter if you are dead? Zombies feast upon the dead all the time.

Well I was just minding my own zombie business and you bit me, twas a bit rude.

Well, YOU WERE JUST LAYING THERE, looking delicious! What else was I supposed to do!?

Originally posted by SelphieT
Well, YOU WERE JUST LAYING THERE, looking delicious! What else was I supposed to do!?

Sorry, I'm just irresistible.