Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by SelphieT194 pages

Is that really so? *chews off your leg* Totally not true.

I needed that leg. weep

*shoves a block of wood in your stump* Now you have a peg leg!

*chews on your severed leg*

This peg leg is rotting!

Originally posted by SelphieT
*flails arms* It landed on my face! Put it in my mouthhhh
Well ok. *Pulls down pants AGAIN*

Ohhhhhh.........the cookie.

*Shoots each flailing arm with a tranquilizer dart*

*They go limp*

*Puts cookie in mouth*

*Pulls pants back up AGAIN*

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
can i get a cookie *sit's on legs begging*

I'll give you a cookie just for being able to SIT ON YOUR LEGS.......haermm

You'll have to show me that one someday.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by InnerRise
Well ok. *Pulls down pants AGAIN*

Ohhhhhh.........the cookie.

*Shoots each flailing arm with a tranquilizer dart*

*They go limp*

*Puts cookie in mouth*

*Pulls pants back up AGAIN*

I'll give you a cookie just for being able to SIT ON YOUR LEGS.......haermm

You'll have to show me that one someday.

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Eh! EH!!! *tries to flail arms* .......*flails shoulders*

Originally posted by Röland
This peg leg is rotting!

Sorry, I was salivating all over it....

Originally posted by CommandoDelta38
*drags Röland off the ground and onto a table*

any one hungry?

*Comes along to table*

😱

*Fills Roland's mouth with my "Seamen" filled cookies*

"MMmmm!MMMMmmm!Ouch!! Motherfecker!!!

*Trots away*

anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Originally posted by SelphieT
Sorry, I was salivating all over it....

Well it's my only leg right now so salivate somewhere else!

Originally posted by Röland
Well it's my only leg right now so salivate somewhere else!

Dammit.....fiiiiiine....*grabs drool cup*

Originally posted by Scythe
Whew, now no one will know I shit myself...

I can't imagine how they'd ever figure out you SHIT YOURSELF?! 😛

Originally posted by SelphieT
Dammit.....fiiiiiine....*grabs drool cup*

😆

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
I can't imagine how they'd ever figure out you SHIT YOURSELF?! 😛

I was wondering why it smelled like he took a poop bath.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I was wondering why it smelled like he took a poop bath.

Me too! 😂

😂 Goat poooooooooo!

Originally posted by SelphieT
I'm exactly the same. I'm the kind of person, where I can be hyper without having any form of drug, obviously including caffiene. So sometimes, so I can pay attention, I drink a Mt. Dew, and that seems to do the trick. I'm the complete opposite of some people. So, thats what I'd suggest so far. Tell me how it works.
Sorry it took so long to reply, but I'm always constantly jacked up on caffiene(and like you, I don't even need it to be hyper) and it still does not help.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Sorry it took so long to reply, but I'm always constantly jacked up on caffiene(and like you, I don't even need it to be hyper) and it still does not help.

Hmmm..... Well, have you ever tried to just take initiative? When I get home, I try my best to do it right away, or else I get distracted with stuff, and I end up doing it at midnight, or else I just don't do it at all.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hmmm..... Well, have you ever tried to just take initiative? When I get home, I try my best to do it right away, or else I get distracted with stuff, and I end up doing it at midnight, or else I just don't do it at all.
That worked on Friday, so I'll just do that I guess.

You're all nuts...

Originally posted by Scythe
You're all nuts...

✅ So is YOU!

Originally posted by Scythe
You're all nuts...
Wanna suck em?