Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Mairuzu194 pages

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Selphie should get here soon. 🙁

Re: Selphie's Counseling Corner

Dear Selphie,

Buttsexs... the "new black" among highschool girls, or just a passing fad?

Definately not a fad, Selphie and I are getting married. We plan on having buttsecks every night.

Can I help you guys out with the buttsecks?

Originally posted by Röland
Can I help you guys out with the buttsecks?

You can help with the filming for our new porn industry.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
You can help with the filming for our new porn industry.

I want to star though.

Originally posted by Röland
I want to star though.

Every porn company needs dedicated "fluffers", I'm sure they can accommodate you.

Originally posted by Röland
I want to star though.

Well Good God, fish out the tripod and we'll all get in the video, how's that sound?

Originally posted by Robtard
Every porn company needs dedicated "fluffers", I'm sure they can accommodate you.

I can't think of a witty comeback to that, except.... yeah.... I've got nothing.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well Good God, fish out the tripod and we'll all get in the video, how's that sound?

vin

"Tripod", excellent male porn name, if he has the package to back it up.

Originally posted by Röland
vin

🙂

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
🙂

When does filming begin? haermm

Originally posted by Röland
When does filming begin? haermm

When Selphie gets on.

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
When Selphie gets on.

I see, I have to go prepare myself.

*fap fap fap*

Originally posted by Röland
I see, I have to go prepare myself.

*fap fap fap*


Well hurry the hell up! 😛

Originally posted by Kelly_Bean
Well hurry the hell up! 😛

Give me 10 minutes. 😛

I'll be waiting.

10 minutes!? Damn RolliePollie!