Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by Röland194 pages

Back. haermm

That was more like hours!

I'm no minuteman!

Well too late, she and I already had our fun. You missed your chance, buddy!

Lies.

Why would I lie about that, jerk?

To make me feel like a loser.

Suit yourself!

Lol, redhead pubes.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Lol, redhead pubes.

No

Umm, hi..my name is Scythe, and I have problem. I took a dump with my rubber goat toy that squeaks like a b*tch on fire, and after I was done 'splish splashing I was takin' a poo,' IT WAS GONE!!11!!matrix!!110010!!

Are you sure you didn't eat it?

Originally posted by Röland
To make me feel like a loser.
which isn't hard to do.

Self High Five!

*runs away*

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
which isn't hard to do.

Self High Five!

*runs away*

Do you still have any pizza left?

Originally posted by Scythe
Umm, hi..my name is Scythe, and I have problem. I took a dump with my rubber goat toy that squeaks like a b*tch on fire, and after I was done 'splish splashing I was takin' a poo,' IT WAS GONE!!11!!matrix!!110010!!

Does this happen regularly when you take dumps?

~bites~

Originally posted by MR.Grum
~bites~

*lets you chew on my fingers*

Originally posted by SelphieT
*lets you chew on my fingers*
~nummy~

Originally posted by SelphieT
Does this happen regularly when you take dumps?

yes...

Originally posted by Scythe
yes...

The reason why it happens so frequently is because your father kicked you in the head, which was an accident when you were a child, because he was trying to kick your mother in the vagina. That's the reason why you are mentally challenged.