Selphie's Counseling Corner

Started by MR.Grum194 pages
MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Does this happen regularly when you take dumps?
your nails taste like bacon

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
your nails taste like bacon

No, they must taste like Beggin Bits, or whatever they are called. I just gave a treat to my dog.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
No, they must taste like Beggin Bits, or whatever they are called. I just gave a treat to my dog.
ITS Bacon!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
The reason why it happens so frequently is because your father kicked you in the head, which was an accident when you were a child, because he was trying to kick your mother in the vagina. That's the reason why you are mentally challenged.

DURRRRRRR!!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
[b]DURRRRRRR!!! [/B]

you just gotta NIP IT IN THE BUUUUUUTTTTTTT!

Scythe The Goat

You put a wrinkle in mah cheeto!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
You put a wrinkle in mah cheeto!

Lizard in the face!

Scythe The Goat
Originally posted by SelphieT
Lizard in the face!

AHHH!!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Scythe
AHHH!!!

I'm so disappointed in you Scythe. Ever so disappointed.

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

im feeling left out scythe eat this here endangered panda.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
im feeling left out scythe eat this here endangered panda.

*slaps you*

BETCH PLEASE! *steals panda*

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
*slaps you*

BETCH PLEASE! *steals panda*

~Bites boobie~ get back here with that panda!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by MR.Grum
~Bites boobie~ get back here with that panda!!

Ah you bassssstard! That hurts! *throws panda into special Mr. Grum proof cage* Ha! Take that!

MR.Grum Universal Soul collector

Originally posted by SelphieT
Ah you bassssstard! That hurts! *throws panda into special Mr. Grum proof cage* Ha! Take that!
dam a cage surrounded by all my ex girl friends nooooooooooooo!

ill never get threw

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by MR.Grum
dam a cage surrounded by all my ex girl friends nooooooooooooo!

ill never get threw

A-heeheee! A-hoo hoo hoo! A-hahaha! A-heeheehee!

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Serious 😐

How do i make my hair as awesome as yours.. TELL ME

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Serious 😐

How do i make my hair as awesome as yours.. TELL ME

Either wear a bandana, or shave.

Mairuzu Old School Cool
Originally posted by SelphieT
Either wear a bandana, or shave.

Shave...what is this shave you speak of?

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Mairuzu
Shave...what is this shave you speak of?

Shave your head.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Why, is your head shaved?