Selphie's Counseling Corner

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Why, is your head shaved?

I wear a bandana. You asked how you could get cool hair. I said, wear a bandana, or shave.

If you arent bald.. i dont want to be bald... i want uber pwnage freaky deaky hairy weary

Originally posted by Mairuzu
If you arent bald.. i dont want to be bald... i want uber pwnage freaky deaky hairy weary

......why do you want my hair?

I wear bandanas every day, kind of like Rosie Riveter, but my hairs MUCH longer than hers

Cause ive been trying to grow out my hair but its too hot so im waiting for the winter, and if i had your hair.. you'd be bald!

😑 < You

and yes... you'll have no eye brows and you'd be yellow... and have no nose...

thats if i take your hair though.. but i wont 🙂

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Cause ive been trying to grow out my hair but its too hot so im waiting for the winter, and if i had your hair.. you'd be bald!

I don't have super long hair, but it goes to the tops of my shoulders if I straighten it. I'd kill you if you stole my hair...

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't have super long hair, but it goes to the tops of my shoulders if I straighten it. I'd kill you if you stole my hair...

lies.. you'd kill yourself

Hi Selphie, need your help, desperately. Ok, so the midget that I keep in a box under my bed has escaped. You see, I keep him down there in case somebody tires to rape me, If I am in danger of rape, I open up the box and out he pops with a Tommy gun to blast the rapist. Anyways, yesterday I let him out and gave him a Pop Tart to eat, when he refused to share, I beat him half to death with a bamboo stick. This morning when I woke up to let him take a sh*t, the box was open and he was gone. Most likely he was upset because of yesterday's beating. Please tell me, where do midgets hang out? I need to find him, and I am afraid of getting raped.

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
Hi Selphie, need your help, desperately. Ok, so the midget that I keep in a box under my bed has escaped. You see, I keep him down there in case somebody tires to rape me, If I am in danger of rape, I open up the box and out he pops with a Tommy gun to blast the rapist. Anyways, yesterday I let him out and gave him a Pop Tart to eat, when he refused to share, I beat him half to death with a bamboo stick. This morning when I woke up to let him take a sh*t, the box was open and he was gone. Most likely he was upset because of yesterday's beating. Please tell me, where do midgets hang out? I need to find him, and I am afraid of getting raped.

Have you checked the nearest elementary school?

I know i'm not kelly.. but! I know where they hang out...

You see... take a left on broadway... then go down a couple miles till you hit Parkson street ... you will make a left on parkson... keep driving till the next day, you'll see a pub called Tweedle deedle.. you wont notice the midgets at first cause there are 3 stacked up on eachother..

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I know i'm not kelly.. but! I know where they hang out...

You see... take a left on broadway... then go down a couple miles till you hit Parkson street ... you will make a left on parkson... keep driving till the next day, you'll see a pub called Tweedle deedle.. you wont notice the midgets at first cause there are 3 stacked up on eachother..

Why are you making fun of Kelly? Go die.

THAT'S ALL THE ADVICE I GET?

Originally posted by SelphieT

Satisfaction guarenteed!

^ BULLSH*T !

Originally posted by 2D_MASTER
THAT'S ALL THE ADVICE I GET?

^ BULLSH*T !

Well maybe you shouldn't have beat your midget, you idiot.

I don't, and mine love me.

Originally posted by SelphieT
Why are you making fun of Kelly? Go die.

I'm sorry, i meant to say selphie..

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I'm sorry, i meant to say selphie..

Go die even more!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Go die even more!

What did i do?

I said, i know i'm not selphie.. meaning i shouldnt be answering his questions cause its your thread, but i did it anyways...

SORRY! 😕

Originally posted by Mairuzu
What did i do?

I said, i know i'm not selphie.. meaning i shouldnt be answering his questions cause its your thread, but i did it anyways...

SORRY! 😕

I forgive you *pats your head*

Originally posted by SelphieT
I forgive you *pats your head*

Originally posted by Mairuzu
vin sucker

F*ck with me one more time, I f*ckin dare you, and I'll hot glue your dick to your stomach. 😊

Originally posted by SelphieT
F*ck with me one more time, I f*ckin dare you, and I'll hot glue your dick to your stomach. 😊

AGAIN!??!?! shock