Selphie's Counseling Corner

Yes! Ima be on you like a spider monkey!

Oddly, that was arousing. herbsrug

Your face is oddly arousing.

You're welcome. sly

I didn't know I should be thankful for your face. sly

Obviously sly

So you gonna do something about it? sly

About what? My face? Does anything need to be done to it?

I do need a shave hmm

I don't know.......

Some guys look good a little scruffy......

But then again.....

You're the Rev.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't know.......

Some guys look good a little scruffy......

But then again.....

You're the Rev.

I sure am. w00t

You with a beard would be......kind of hot actually. Well, only if you go ZZ Top with it.

That would take way to long.

But the payout would be awesome dd

Selphie, my girlfriend may be leaving me, what should I do?

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
That would take way to long.

But the payout would be awesome dd

I knows droolio

Originally posted by JaccArlington
Selphie, my girlfriend may be leaving me, what should I do?

Aww, whats going on between you two?

well, she's been avoiding me all week, and she called yesterday to cancel on our plans we had set up... she cut the phone call short, which she never does, and i'm really worried...

Originally posted by JaccArlington
well, she's been avoiding me all week, and she called yesterday to cancel on our plans we had set up... she cut the phone call short, which she never does, and i'm really worried...

Well first off, I wouldn't jump to conclusions that she'd be planning on breaking up with you.

Things happen, people get in not so great moods. Maybe something personal has gone bad with her, it could really be a bunch of things.

If it's already been a whole week, I'd just give her a quick call and just simply ask if she's doing alright. Don't be persistent if she doesn't feel like talking about it, so she doesn't feel pressured.

I hope that helps sweetie, tell me how things go...

Selphie, someone sent hitmen after me.

Hire two hitmen.

One for the sender.

One for the hitman.

SelphieT! I need your help! I think my husband is gay! shock

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hire two hitmen.

One for the sender.

One for the hitman.

No, 40 of them were after me.