Selphie's Counseling Corner

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SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
No, 40 of them were after me.

Interesting.

Originally posted by Itzak
SelphieT! I need your help! I think my husband is gay! shock

Oh he's gay alright. Why do you think he gets drunk all the time?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

What am I supposed to do?

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Join the circus, or go into gay porn.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I'll join the circus.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Are you suuuuuuure? 😏

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

*Bites Selphie*

Selphie I'm sorry but I keep takin' off!!!

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Wait what?!

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
*Bites Selphie*

Selphie I'm sorry but I keep takin' off!!!

Baby.....

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by SelphieT
Wait what?!
Itzak The other extreme

Originally posted by SelphieT
Interesting.

Oh he's gay alright. Why do you think he gets drunk all the time?

Because he likes to think that penguins are the smartest birds because they've realized the dangers of flying? That's why they wear tuxedos ermm

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Itzak
Because he likes to think that penguins are the smartest birds because they've realized the dangers of flying? That's why they wear tuxedos ermm

So, then the Dodo birds would be the smartest, because they knew we were all doomed from the start, so they killed themselves? Right?

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by SelphieT
So, then the Dodo birds would be the smartest, because they knew we were all doomed from the start, so they killed themselves? Right?

Yeah, but when you say it like that it sounds kinda like a shitty plan. ermm

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Itzak
Yeah, but when you say it like that it sounds kinda like a shitty plan. ermm

Possibly.

But all that EVER matters is if you are correct.

Fark everything else. haermm

Itzak The other extreme

2 + cat = tea. dur

SelphieT you teasing like you do

It + zak = Bloigen?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by SelphieT

I keep takin' off!

They call you the cakegirl

The Strawberry shake girl.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I keep takin' off!

They call you the cakegirl

The Strawberry shake girl.

I have to admit I am pretty sweet!

Itzak The other extreme
Originally posted by SelphieT
It + zak = Bloigen?

Then...

It + zak - the plus sign = It zak

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Itzak
Then...

It + zak - the plus sign = It zak

No no no, that's all wrong.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~
Originally posted by SelphieT
I have to admit I am pretty sweet!

Blood Clot chop your leg!