Selphie's Counseling Corner

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SelphieT you teasing like you do

No....

I need my legs....

Scythe and I wouldn't be opposites, and it just wouldn't be fun anymore.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Can I be your opposite?

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Are you in a wheelchair?

Are you a goat?

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Yep, my legs were severly messed up in an ice-skating(don't ask) accident.

Yep, But I'm also a chimera.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I don't trust chimeras.

I don't like two faced people, so why would I trust someone with four?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Selph, why are men obsessed with shaved vaginas?

SelphieT you teasing like you do

I thought you were the one with the penis ermm

I personally do not know.

I'm going to assume it's because hair can seem to get in the way, and you probably don't want that in your mouth.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
I thought you were the one with the penis ermm

I personally do not know.

I'm going to assume it's because hair can seem to get in the way, and you probably don't want that in your mouth.

bingo, bullseye. you are wise, like Yoda and shit...

what about boobies? 😉

SelphieT you teasing like you do

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
bingo, bullseye. you are wise, like Yoda and shit...

what about boobies? 😉

Hairy boobies?

....the hell?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by SelphieT
Hairy boobies?

....the hell?

boobies PERIOD, smartpants. 😠

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Originally posted by SelphieT
I don't trust chimeras.

I don't like two faced people, so why would I trust someone with four?

No! It's not like that!!!! 5 min go, I can only be a goat.

Originally posted by SelphieT
I thought you were the one with the penis ermm

I personally do not know.

I'm going to assume it's because hair can seem to get in the way, and you probably don't want that in your mouth.

When the man 'eats her out' That's disgusting.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine

When the man 'eats her out' That's disgusting.

you sound like Innerrise. I stay down there for HOURS. 😛

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I don't wanna sound that way, but the concept of that creeps me out.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I don't wanna sound that way, but the concept of that creeps me out.
used to creep me out too, til the first time I did it. trust me, its AWESOME.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

You 'ate it out'? Did it taste like fish?

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
boobies PERIOD, smartpants. 😠

I love boobs! Man, I can't get enough of my own.

I mean, they are big, and I'm totally lucky, but I do find myself wanting them bigger at times. I guess it's just natural, even though I'd hate them at times if they were any bigger.

SelphieT you teasing like you do
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
You 'ate it out'? Did it taste like fish?

Whoever said it tastes like fish must have been a total idiot, or else was eating out a chick who hasn't washed in over a year.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

Tell RJ that, he was the one eating her pussy.

SelphieT you teasing like you do

puke

Not all girls have that.

Just girls that don't take care of themselves.

Sol Valentine ~Magnificent Ruffian~

I just don't know!!!!! I'm just a prophet!