Who would you rather have a bodyguard?

The answer is simple...who would be the greatest bodyguard? many deciding factors...which one would be funniest, more loyal...handsome etc....bodyguard? State your reasons.

1. Kos-Mos - Simple. Just order her to keep you from harm and she will see to it that you are never hurt. She's cute and has a shitload of weapons...only downside is that it is difficult to deal with her.
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2. Dante - Jackass. Swordsman extraordinary who is fund of Pizza and Strawberry Icecream. He will protect you while cracking one lines that will probably make you kill yourself in the end. Downside...his diet will make you gain a lot of extra pounds.
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3. Hayabusa - honorable ninja with wisdom beyond his years and a hobby of throwing speeches whenever he beats someone. One thing is for certain...if he fails to protect you he will take revenge on those who killed you...and you will be happy you are dead and not one of them.
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4. Solid Snake - The legendary son of Big Boss. The man that makes the impossible possible. What else needs to be said? Oh yeah his clone deterioration might kick in anytime and he will be turning into an old senile that carries FOXHOUND. Who knows if you're part of FOXHOUND's programming?
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5. Jill Valentine - Ex STARS member. She has experienced the horrors of Umbrella. She has the skills, the looks and most of all....she is the master of lockpicking! Just remember the Nemesis will probably be chasing after her, so watch out for that too.
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6. Master Chief - He has the kickass armor and energy sword. He can protect you all right. You will also get to put the Spartan helmet on if you encourage him enough. Problem is you might end up hating Cortana after 30 minutes.
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7. Link - The Legendary Hero of Hyrule. He has the master sword, bow and flute and the rest of his fun equipment. So he might be entertaining. Only real problem with Link is that he cannot talk. So all you can get from him are fighting screams and after a time you will probably ask him to impale himself on the master sword.
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8. Samus Aran - Good ole Bounty Hunter Aran. She has been taking down Metroids and Space Pirates for a decade now...she can keep you safe. Only downside is you will bug her to take the helmet off...which in turn might piss her off and that would not be good. Oh yeah...you will probably freak out the first time you see her turn into a ball.
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9. Heihachi Mishima - I know what you're thinking...Heihachi-I throw my bloodline down ravines and shoot them-Mishima? Well...he has the money and the Mishima Zaibatsu. Also Namco is writting his story...so if he betrays you chances are you will turn into another Devil, kick his ass and get the Mishima Zaibatsu. If you don't turn into a Devil...well...tough luck.

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Sora.

Game Versus dude? 😕

The Furon Cryptosporidium from destroy all humans. Tribbles of psychic potential with the ability to disguise himself as any human being while frying your brain if you get to close. And he can survive direct hits of a soviet era tank.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Sora.

Game Versus dude? 😕

This is a versus with a twist. dur

Originally posted by doan_m
The Furon Cryptosporidium from destroy all humans. Tribbles of psychic potential with the ability to disguise himself as any human being while frying your brain if you get to close. And he can survive direct hits of a soviet era tank.

Okay...cool, but if you had to choose 1 from my list who would it be and why?

KOS-MOS is the most powerful from that group.

But she might end up killing your best friend while protecting you!

But she'd kill whoever threatens me, not my best friend (Kayakat) who loves me to death! hug

She might...She is difficult to deal with...if your best friend is in the line of fire Kos-Mos will not hesitate to kill Kayakat in order to eliminate the threat.

Kayakat is not a threat! She's so innocent and one of the friendliest people online IMO.

<_<

I meant if Kayakat was in the line of fire between Kos-Mos and whoever was trying to kill you.

Originally posted by Superboy Prime
Okay...cool, but if you had to choose 1 from my list who would it be and why?

Originally posted by doan_m
The only one that i'm the most familiar with is MC. If the flip a 60 ton battle tank stats are to be believed" I believe that I would much rather go by him.

It would be fun to have Master Chief as a bodyguard.

Me "Bet you can't stick the President"

Master Chief readies the Plasma Grenade in his left hand, "You are on!"

Oh.

Originally posted by shin_gear
Oh.

Are you still going to choose her? Sure she is the most powerful and that would lead to be the better bodyguard...Especially since her power is versatile and stuff...thing is you have to know how to handle her.

Imagine Heihachi Mishima as a bodyguard. The first second you turn your guard down he snaps your neck and throws you into the pacific ocean.

Of course I'm going to choose her.

She'll be my bodygaurd/servant/BJ giver

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Gouki.

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Originally posted by Shin_Blax
Gouki.

/thread dancebunny

I loathe you.

And I have a headcold 🙁

Say...Gouki would be a boring bodyguard.

Me "So what is your obsession with destroying ships and comets? Why can't you get a life and have children like Ken."

Gouki growls at me and I can see the kanji on the back of his Gi glowing. Suddenly I begin to wonder if hiring him was a good idea in the first place...