Who would you rather have a bodyguard?

Started by Burning thought5 pages

lol woud she, she doesnt seem an agressive bot from what ive seen of her, she just protects who she needs to protect and fights those nasty things

besides a load of hackers will prob end up hijacking her and use her to blow up their enemies

Samus, followed by Jill.

From the list I'd have to say Dante. Tho if I could choose anyone I'd say Ganon, phenomenolly powerful, very big for taking bullets, and hafter taking said bullet would be uninjured! The perfect bodyguard!

Suprised noone chose link.

kos mos for being cute

That's a good question.

Probably Samus or Chief, but I suppose Smoke would be cool too.

Well... the Chief would probably be the most loyal because the Chief is one of the few people listed that WILL do everything in his power to protect you, even give his life without a thought. Samus.. Samus is just a powerhouse. Plaina nd simple.

Yeah, Chief is massively loyal to his orders; Smoke is a programmable robot, which is the same thing to an extent.

Personally I'd rather have a human to talk to though, so I'd take Chief, seeing as Samus probably wouldn't exactly let me into her armor anyways, if you know what I mean.

heh heh..

You could try to pay her.. I guess. Dunno if she'd agree to that, though.

I'd pick Samus. She's cool.

However, Link is in an extremly close second. I could get some items from him. A lot of Link's stuff isn't "Link". It's outside forces. I'd just take some fairies, some spells, and potions and protect myself.

The other bodyguards just catch you a fish. Link teaches you to fish.

Samus vvapourizes the entire lake and offers you pre-fillade fish on a platter. Master Chief, ever the gentleman, jumps into the lake and catches the fish with his bare hands.. just 'cause he can.

On second thought, Dante is too careless for perfect bodyguard (though nice to have around 24/7). A friend of mine, who's huge Dante fan (bordering fanboy sometimes) tell me that I should throw my female thoughs away and choose Solid Snake since he's the only one of the bunch who has qualities of good bodyguard.

Well I still choose Ganon. He has sumthin above everyone on this list, he's immortal.

and ghey.

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I choose Space Marines.

What about Papahachi?

Who the f*** is Papahachi?

heihachi Mishima.

I'm suprised noone chose him.

Originally posted by Violent2Dope
Well I still choose Ganon. He has sumthin above everyone on this list, he's immortal.

He's strong, but uh...he's the whole reason you'd need an actual bodyguard in the first place.
Originally posted by Sol Valentine
heihachi Mishima.

I'm suprised noone chose him.


Noone chose him because, like Ganon, he'd probably be the one you need protecting from.

I'm Ganon's biggest fan! He'll neva hurt me!durlaugh