Originally posted by shin_gear
You know you want to get laid by him Charlotte DeBel 131
I won't have that luxury from as it seems.
1.It takes quite a lot to persuade Dante even to kiss you...that's not because his orientation (he's geterosexual though he's more of asexual because of some complexes), that's because of a fear of being close to anybody emotionally. So you can have him as a friend (with his odd sence of humour and love for strawberry ice-cream it would be cool) but to have him as a boyfriend it should be you who takes the initiative.
2. I'm a brunette and don't look like his mum.
Though stuff like kisses and petting is possible. Also he wonderfully plays the guitar.
And as a bodyguard he's probably the best option avaliable, or at least second best.
Ryu Hayabusa or Link, they seem most loyal. Dante is to arrogant and probably wouldn't care if you got hurt. Heihachi will be scheming behind my back,he serves no one. Don't know KOS-MOS. Master Chief might rust and looks to complicated to have around, you'd have to oil him, change his battery.
Hayabusa would seem best, he is noble and would fight to save you. Same goes with Link. 😮
Originally posted by HonkyTonkMan
Ryu Hayabusa or Link, they seem most loyal. Dante is to arrogant and probably wouldn't care if you got hurt. Heihachi will be scheming behind my back,he serves no one. Don't know KOS-MOS. Master Chief might rust and looks to complicated to have around, you'd have to oil him, change his battery.
Hayabusa would seem best, he is noble and would fight to save you. Same goes with Link. 😮
Well, given his attitude towards women...I doubt he'd be too arrogant towards me. Also we've seen Dante in the role of 24/7 bodyguard in anime...he's quite good at that.
Re: Who would you rather have a bodyguard?
Originally posted by Superboy PrimeThis is the shit I have to choose from? F*ck that.
The answer is simple...who would be the greatest bodyguard? many deciding factors...which one would be funniest, more loyal...handsome etc....bodyguard? State your reasons.1. Kos-Mos - Simple. Just order her to keep you from harm and she will see to it that you are never hurt. She's cute and has a shitload of weapons...only downside is that it is difficult to deal with her.
YouTube video2. Dante - Jackass. Swordsman extraordinary who is fund of Pizza and Strawberry Icecream. He will protect you while cracking one lines that will probably make you kill yourself in the end. Downside...his diet will make you gain a lot of extra pounds.
YouTube video3. Hayabusa - honorable ninja with wisdom beyond his years and a hobby of throwing speeches whenever he beats someone. One thing is for certain...if he fails to protect you he will take revenge on those who killed you...and you will be happy you are dead and not one of them.
YouTube video4. Solid Snake - The legendary son of Big Boss. The man that makes the impossible possible. What else needs to be said? Oh yeah his clone deterioration might kick in anytime and he will be turning into an old senile that carries FOXHOUND. Who knows if you're part of FOXHOUND's programming?
YouTube video5. Jill Valentine - Ex STARS member. She has experienced the horrors of Umbrella. She has the skills, the looks and most of all....she is the master of lockpicking! Just remember the Nemesis will probably be chasing after her, so watch out for that too.
YouTube video6. Master Chief - He has the kickass armor and energy sword. He can protect you all right. You will also get to put the Spartan helmet on if you encourage him enough. Problem is you might end up hating Cortana after 30 minutes.
YouTube video7. Link - The Legendary Hero of Hyrule. He has the master sword, bow and flute and the rest of his fun equipment. So he might be entertaining. Only real problem with Link is that he cannot talk. So all you can get from him are fighting screams and after a time you will probably ask him to impale himself on the master sword.
YouTube video8. Samus Aran - Good ole Bounty Hunter Aran. She has been taking down Metroids and Space Pirates for a decade now...she can keep you safe. Only downside is you will bug her to take the helmet off...which in turn might piss her off and that would not be good. Oh yeah...you will probably freak out the first time you see her turn into a ball.
YouTube video9. Heihachi Mishima - I know what you're thinking...Heihachi-I throw my bloodline down ravines and shoot them-Mishima? Well...he has the money and the Mishima Zaibatsu. Also Namco is writting his story...so if he betrays you chances are you will turn into another Devil, kick his ass and get the Mishima Zaibatsu. If you don't turn into a Devil...well...tough luck.
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