Who would you rather have a bodyguard?

Started by C. C. Cowgirl5 pages

Way shock

Then.. then everything I know is a lie!

I suppose, if from the original list, I would have to choose Jill Valentine.

But, just for the record, I would personally prefer Rikku from FFX and FFX-2.

Samus! She's uber powerful plus a little action on the side...if you get what I'm saying.

Originally posted by Shin_Blax
No wai!
lol
Originally posted by JaccTheRipper
I suppose, if from the original list, I would have to choose Jill Valentine.

But, just for the record, I would personally prefer Rikku from FFX and FFX-2.

LOL!
Originally posted by ESB -1138
Samus! She's uber powerful plus a little action on the side...if you get what I'm saying.
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Heihachi, so I can throw his ass down a volcano............ Then I'd pick Dante.

I wouldn't want anyone who would cause to much damage if sh*t hit the fan, they would probably end up destroying half the neighbourhood aswell as the 10,000 assasins it would take to kill me.
Master Chief/ Samus are to big of a target, they would be good to hide behind for a few second and then they'd die. Hayabusa would grab me and we'd be gone in the blink of an eye. KOS-MOS looks too powerful and would make me feel weak. Jill is crap, but hot. Snake is too sneaky and would probably try hide me in a cardboard box in the middle of the street. Dante would be cool to have but, I just wouldn't really trust him.
I wouldn't go near Heihachi, he'll betray me. He may stop people but he can't stop a bullet.

I'll go with Dante for his fun personality.

or Hayabusa so he can teach me how to be like a ninja.

None of them.

to be really honest i dont need a bodyguard...protect me from what? my cat jumping on me? "ahh quick Kos-Mos tertiary systems!! its killing me!!"

Originally posted by Burning thought
to be really honest i dont need a bodyguard...protect me from what? my cat jumping on me? "ahh quick Kos-Mos tertiary systems!! its killing me!!"

Girls coming after you shrug

Originally posted by C. C. Cowgirl
[b]Girls coming after you shrug [/B]

nah, i only have to gain 10 stone and not wash for a week to defend myself

besides i dont want random girls getting smashed into bits by super powered ninjas, half devils and world busting robots. They all look a little boring ot me other than Dante and Kos-mos is cute but a robot

Osama Bin Laden kidnapping you?

Originally posted by Burning thought
nah, i only have to gain 10 stone and not wash for a week to defend myself

besides i dont want random girls getting smashed into bits by super powered ninjas, half devils and world busting robots. They all look a little boring ot me other than Dante and Kos-mos is cute but a robot

You should pick MC! That way the chicks would go after him instead vin

😆 if i ever get Osama binladen capturing me id be wondering whats the world coming to

KOS-MOS kills Bush and Osama and rules the world!

most of them could probably rule the world, at least the less human ones anyway..i doubt Dante could or MC but Samus has some moves on her

No! KOS-MOS rules the world with her mechanical,retractable brasts *****!!!!!!!

i doubt shed be capable of ruling a world, her programming seems very simple, at least her AI

If anyone questioned her authority, she'll destroy them. Just like how the world works now.