Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.
Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.
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-AC
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.
Wait...is this the right thread?
-AC
You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about homo-sexuals, but how do you know what to believe? Well, here are a few tips that may help you tell when you've got a gay.
Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
This is incredibly hypocritical of me, especially after my post complaining about retarded posters, but I find myself wishing that 95% of the human race spontaneously combusted after encountering this type of shit.Chris Crocker is an extremely effeminate homosexual who has a penchant for crossdressing and making himself out to be a woman. He's also an attention-whoring mediaslut. I wager that he has, singlehandedly, pushed back the LGBT community in being accepted by mainstream culture by at least five years.
He claims he's ****ing his brother.
He also wants to "extinguish hate."
Now, in truth, I can handle some f*ckwit who blathers on with his asinine opinions. What I really can't handle is that thousands--perhaps even millions--rally around this retard and treat him like he's something other than a moron. I'm not even talking about someone like Ann Coulter, since she at least appeals to an adult audience. I'm talking about some stupid-ass punk kid who is something of an idol to the generation that is to succeed mine.
Here's a response to the last video I posted:
Crocker's fans flocked to attack this poor fellow, garnering the following response from him:
I almost fear for our nation when I think that these people will, some day, be our voice. They, the generation that obsesses over and idolizes people like Britney Spears, will one day run America. Now, some of you might argue that the Crocker fans aren't so different from Americans nowaday...and you might be right.
It makes me sad nonetheless.
If anyone accuses me of merely bringing Encyclopedia Dramatica to KMC, he or she will be correct. It's still scary, in a way, to consider that the Crocker generation will be our successors.
Leave Chris Crocker ALONE!
Fantastic!
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Homosexuals can't swim, they attract enemy radar, they attract sharks, they request to sit at the "Captain's" table, they...get up late, they nudge people whilst they're shooting, they MUCK ABOUT.Imagine...the fear...of having one of those men on your team. Going to sleep every night thinking "My god, would it be better if I were dead?". That is why gays shouldn't be in the army.
Wait...is this the right thread?
-AC
Jesus man, you have good taste in comedy. Partridge and Brass Eye. A trophy worthy taste.