Chris Crocker: Why I hate the human race.

Started by Zeal Ex Nihilo8 pages

I hate teh gays.

You know, if Chris Crocker were a straight woman, I'd still hate the human race for it.

My sentiments exactly on the second line there..

Also, we do realize he's probably just faking, right?

I do hope so for humanity's very own sake. 😛

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Less of a deal should be made about this guy's sexual orientation.

More of a deal should be made of that he's a complete idiot with a seemingly very tenuous grasp on reality.

Quoted for correctness.

My entire High School community believes that he's a fake. And the gay kids told everyone that.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
You know, if Chris Crocker were a straight woman, I'd still hate the human race for it.

But you wouldn't have started a thread about it. And, no one would be talking about it in the media.

Originally posted by Dreamt
My entire High School community believes that he's a fake. And the gay kids told everyone that.
Everyone knows he's fake.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Everyone knows he's fake.

His love for his grandmother isn't fake.

Originally posted by Röland
His love for his grandmother isn't fake.

His grandmother should have beat him more when he was younger. That and unplugged his computer.

Originally posted by Devil King
His grandmother should have beat him more when he was younger. That and unplugged his computer.

That would have just made it worse, because then he would have Grandma issues to rant about too.

Originally posted by Devil King
His grandmother should have beat him more when he was younger. That and unplugged his computer.

We all know she did beat him loads.

He's gay, duh.

Originally posted by Bardock42
We all know she did beat him loads.

He's gay, duh.

That's a myth, gay men hate women regardless of childhood abuse at the hands of a woman.

All "gayness" can be traced back to a dirty uncle, with an even dirtier finger.

Everyone DOES realize that Chris Crocker is a comedian, right? A poor one but a comedian nonetheless.

He's been an employee of Comedy Central and he's pitched several comedy sketches to a gay network called Logo. In fact, the very same sketch he submitted to LOGO is the same one he's using on Youtube....

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Originally posted by Draco69
Everyone DOES realize that Chris Crocker is a comedian, right? A poor one but a comedian nonetheless.

He's been an employee of Comedy Central and he's pitched several comedy sketches to a gay network called Logo. In fact, the very same sketch he submitted to LOGO is the same one he's using on Youtube....

I didn't.

Neither did I....

So that that basically puts the guy in Andy Dick's league then.

Originally posted by Devil King
But you wouldn't have started a thread about it. And, no one would be talking about it in the media.

If she were on Encyclopedia Dramatica, yes, I would have.

I dont know what the big deal is....the guy's an annoying mindless attention whore...so what ? The fact that you're giving him attention is the antithesis of what you are trying to do, isn't it ?

Originally posted by SpearofDestiny
I dont know what the big deal is....the guy's an annoying mindless attention whore...so what ? The fact that you're giving him attention is the antithesis of what you are trying to do, isn't it ?

There are just too many ways to respond to that.