What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

Started by =Tired Hiker=4 pages

What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!"

"**** that not where it goes"

Probably, "So did you watch Desperate Housewives/That 70's Show last night?"

Hate those shows.......

Oh oh oh, or maybe, "This chick is stacked!"

The last thing I'd want to hear is 'Shit, we got a bleeder!'

Re: What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

"Good thing I'm blind or else the blood would freak me out"

I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."

"Now remove the head"

Originally posted by Kram3r
Have you thought about the pro's of homosexual intercourse? mmm

😘

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA! I think I would too!

Originally posted by SelphieT
Probably, "So did you watch Desperate Housewives/That 70's Show last night?"

Hate those shows.......

I watched Desperate Housewives last night! 😱

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd run out of the hospital if I heard ... . . "Anata wa wakarimasu ka."

I get it! laughcry

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

Oh right........I wouldn't want to hear:

"Oh yeah......we're both also Moderators at KMC.....the Game Section."

fear

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"Now we bring in the donar hear- oh shit! Five second rule!"

That would get me a little worried

"Umm, guys....bad news, the vasectomy was for the guy in room 12B"

"Get the cart, he's dying on us. CLEAR...Wouldn't it be funny if we actually did that kind of stuff? Haha. Who cares, he's a donor. What a package, though. "

"Oh shit, Dr. Kramer, forget our anal dare, he's waking up."

mmm

"OK, We've successfully removed his penis"

"Ok, we've successfully performed this trans-gender operation." haermm

Re: What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surg

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!"
~Cough Cough Cough~ sheesh put a mask on .mmm