What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

"oh shit! wears my watch?!" or "ok honey im in the middle of surge- oh no! someone call my cell phone i lost it in there! shh everyone! listen!"

"Sooooooooo, you think we should give this guy a vagina?"

"so i hear you like Teh mudkipz?"

"Let's mess with 'em"

"Where's the manual?"

"Woops, dropped a little Pepperoni in there. You know what? That's fine. Sew it up. "

"You got 911 on speed dial? Oh wait, we are 911! lawl!"

"Get Doctor Barker in here, please."

"I gotta take a shit."

"I gotta hurry up, Maury is about to tell him if he's the father."

"I lost my utensils, I'm sure a straw and a paper clip will work."

"What a great, great body. Almost makes me wish I wasn't gay."

"You know what, **** this job!"

"I took all my classes online. For practice, they told us to play operation"

"Damn, that's a big dickzorz"

Originally posted by Dusty
"You got 911 on speed dial? Oh wait, we are 911! lawl!"

"wow thats a weird looking brain" "doctor thats his stomach" " 0-o ......i knew that"

"SHIT IN HIS MOUTH!"

'Wakarimasu Ka, Oh, I thought this was Asian surgery.'

"Man he has a tight anus."