What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

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=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Best of both worlds.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Hello, I am your doctor, Mr. Hiker.

Scythe The Goat

Re: What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

"He's still soilng himself?!"

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hello, I am your doctor, Mr. Hiker.

Is the patient Mr. Hiker or the doctor? 😕

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Is the patient Mr. Hiker or the doctor? 😕
you are the doc, doc.

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

How am I a doctor?

RogerRamjet Playground Superstar

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

as you wake up, you hear..."Wait a minute, this man was supposed to have his appendix removed, why did we give him a vasectomy?"

charleestokie Member

"Oooh. That wasn't supposed to happen. Maybe I should have paid attention in med school, rather than getting high. Now that's her heart, right?"

charleestokie Member

And wouldn't be too pleased to hear "What the f*ck is that!"

sammii Senior Member

I,s hate to hear ......we,ve swapped her organs for vegatables but she can still survive as a cabbage

Piggle Humsy Wiggle4life

"I hope she doesn't get pregnant" 😐

Neo Darkhalen Mission zero

"We're losing him, so bob did you watch the game last night, no I was watching Chuck Norris!"

=Tired Hiker= El Bastardo

Let's let him die and then you go and marry his grieving wife, gaining access to his will and fortune of over twenty-three million dollars!

EvilAngel Over the hills

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"You're on"

Wild-Cherry Make me want it.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I'd hate to hear people taking shots and bong rips. I'd also hate to hear someone say, "Needs more garlic salt!"
I actually have woken up during a surgery, and the first words I heard were something like

" Oh, shit, dude, I think she's awake. "
{ What sugeon talks like THAT? }

It was aweful.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

LOL dude.

Wild-Cherry Make me want it.

I knooowww xD

apoc001 BEWY!

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DigiMark007 Forum Leader

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