What's the last thing you'd want to hear if you woke up during the middle of surgery?

"There's a first time for everything."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

"Heh. Look how small his dick is."

"I'm gonna call it..."

"Pass me those utensils and that Chicken Wing please."

Anata wa wakarimasu ka.....

My friend woke up in surgery once and said it was the most painful thing he'd ever felt... but he swore the nurse was looking at his penis the entire time.

"Where the hell is my cell phone?"

"The operation was a complete failure, you have 3 seconds to live."

"Buttsecks again?"

Originally posted by Syren
"I'm gonna call it..."

"Ok, so who here is actually a real doctor?"

or

"There's a bomb in the hospital, every man for himself!"

"Ok, put him in the trunk"

"Should'nt of slept with my wife fella."

Originally posted by Blight
My friend woke up in surgery once and said it was the most painful thing he'd ever felt... but he swore the nurse was looking at his penis the entire time.

I woke up durin surgery after I broke my arm.

"Don't worry team, no one will ever know it's a horse's liver. Oh, and Dr. Clancy, your ass is looking tight today. Can I get some of that before we finish here? Hey look, he's awake! Quick, whack him over the head with the Summer sausage!"

"As you can see students, as a doctor, sometimes there are some that just can't be saved..."

"What the hell, he's waking up. I thought i forgot a zero on that anesthetic dosage..."

"My meat pie and sausage roll are ready"

"No, but seriously, I'm really just a veterinarian."

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"My meat pie and sausage roll are ready"

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"See, the Sausage roll = The Penis, and the Meat Pie = The Vagina."

I get it. No, seriously, I get a meat pie tonight after work! w00t

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I get it. No, seriously, I get a meat pie tonight after work! w00t

If no, Sorry.

Both!

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Both!