god didn't create the universe

Originally posted by queeq
What are you on about? What's your point?

Originally posted by Mindship
Return to my first post and start from there.

Do you think he will be able to handle that? 😆

Not again. Good tactics, just running in circles.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Was that a fat Joke? 😠 😆

there is a giant purple death squirrel on my porch

Originally posted by chickenlover98
actually yes

there is a giant purple death squirrel on my porch

😛

You deserve to have a giant purple death squirrel on my porch. 😆

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
😛

You deserve to have a giant purple death squirrel on my porch. 😆

he wont leave. i swear. i tried the green spray paint. i threw acorns at the bastard. i tried a fire axe, a crow bar, and recently lysol. i dont know what to do. its started nibbliung on the carpet

I find that toenails made of broccoli allow me to rule the world. When I rule the world, I can tell the purple death squirrels where to stay. (sorry about this one, I'll move it on my day off)

Originally posted by Jbill311
I find that toenails made of broccoli allow me to rule the world. When I rule the world, I can tell the purple death squirrels where to stay. (sorry about this one, I'll move it on my day off)

you cant move them the giant purple death squirrels control all the brocoli

there is a giant purple death squirrel on my porch to anyone who didnt know

didn't you know about the resistance movement? we stockpiled some broccoli before they took power. GET READY FOR THE UPRISING!! 💃 gunsmilie 💃

Originally posted by Jbill311
didn't you know about the resistance movement? we stockpiled some broccoli before they took power. GET READY FOR THE UPRISING!! 💃 gunsmilie 💃

Originally posted by chickenlover98
they evolved beyond broccoli, why do you think they captured lots of it? to study it. they altered their purple death squirrel genes. their immune to broccoli

If there is no broccoli, then god didn't create the universe; the universe created god.

Explain that to your death squirrels. It will make their heads explode. 😐

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
If there is no broccoli, then god didn't create the universe; the universe created god.

Explain that to your death squirrels. It will make their heads explode. 😐

but their super intelligent deathsquirrels. why do you think their purple. im thinking the situation will evolve into something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrdAr7fNjo

if they get the necronomicon we're doomed

Originally posted by chickenlover98
but their super intelligent deathsquirrels. why do you think their purple. im thinking the situation will evolve into something like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMrdAr7fNjo

if they get the necronomicon we're doomed

Yes, I'm counting on them being smart. They will try to figure out the statement, but they will also see how stupid it is, and then get pissed and eat you. Problem solved. 😄

I like the dead purple squirrel argument. With your permission, I'd like to adopt it.

Originally posted by queeq
I like the dead purple squirrel argument. With your permission, I'd like to adopt it.

Too late. I already plagiarized it and employed the tactic against the brocolli trees.

I hear that's rather succesful. But since it's been plagiarized before, I guess it's no problem to do it some more.

Originally posted by queeq
I hear that's rather succesful. But since it's been plagiarized before, I guess it's no problem to do it some more.

by the way did you guys know there is a giant purple deathsquirrel on my porch

W T F you guys see giant purple death squirels to? nobody believes me they are here to take my brocoli, everybody tells me i'm crazy. shhhhh there's one behind me.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
they arent dead they are purple squirrels of death. get it right. they will devour you.

by the way did you guys know there is a giant purple deathsquirrel on my porch

The green spray paint didn't turn it yellow?

Originally posted by Quark_666
The green spray paint didn't turn it yellow?