Rots Palpatine vs Nilihus and Sion

Started by Darth Subjekt13 pages
Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

There wouldn't be any ashes. Its not fire. It would completely destroy everything, would be ashes included.

Darth Exodus The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

We all know that nothing can ever actually be destroyed, just changed. Presumably he'd just change it back.
But I'm sticking with my mutated flesh theory, for political reasons.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

The lightsaber would eventually wear enough matter into energy so that Sion could no longer rise. You can't duplicate cells out of absolutely nothing.

Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

Again, its someone trying to place earthly physics in a fictional world.

Darth Exodus The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

Good point, this is pointless.

Heh...

Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

And if the lightsaber theory doesn't work, then again, Sidious raises the back of his robe and says, "I fart in your general direction!" and they perish, as i noted earlier.

Tangible God Lets all love Lain

Not to mention Sidious' mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

Gideon Restricted
Originally posted by Tangible God
Not to mention Sidious' mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries.

So has anyone read the

Spoiler:
TFU spoilers?!?!?!

Darth Sexy Restricted
Originally posted by Gideon
So has anyone read the
Spoiler:
TFU spoilers?!?!?!

Yes, Sidious calls Vader his little dancing queen.

Gideon Restricted
Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Yes, Sidious calls Vader his little dancing queen.

It seems like I'm not the only one who nearly suffered a mental breakdown. You okay, DS? Ever since you failed to grasp a painfully simple concept, you seem to be speaking gibberish.

Darth Sexy Restricted
Originally posted by Gideon
It seems like I'm not the only one who nearly suffered a mental breakdown. You okay, DS? Ever since you failed to grasp a painfully simple concept, you seem to be speaking gibberish.

Sorry, I got the song stuck in my head. It's one of my workout songs (it's NOT gay).

Gideon Restricted
Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Sorry, I got the song stuck in my head. It's one of my workout songs (it's NOT gay).

ABBA is a great band. Don't worry.

Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

Originally posted by Darth Sexy
Sorry, I got the song stuck in my head. It's one of my workout songs (it's NOT gay).
Just as long as you're actually working out with 300lb weights instead of dancing around the gym.

Darth Sexy Restricted
Originally posted by Darth Subjekt
Just as long as you're actually working out with 300lb weights instead of dancing around the gym.

Eh I bench around 275 but my manliness is negated by the sounds of Yanni, Michael Bolton, Hilary Duff, Kenny G, Abba, and Miley Cyrus.

Darth Subjekt The beginning of the end.

Bench? No no no. I was talking about dumbbell curls.

Oh, and uh, How am i supposed to live without you? As the "voice" would ponder.