John McClane versus Indiana Jones

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, Doc carries a sixer, when he stops to reload, Indy whips it away from him.

And you really think Doc, with his speed and accuracy is going to miss Indy with all six bullets?

Also, I believe he carries twin Schofield revolvers, so he'd be missing with twelve bullets, somehow. Yeah right, you know it's bullshit.

Originally posted by Robtard
[b]Definitive badass moment: When facing a sword-wielding assassin who boastfully demonstrates his dexterity with his blade, Jones shrugs, pulls out his revolver, and shoots the guy dead in his tracks.

B.S. [/B]

Originally Jones and the swordsman were going to duke it out in an intense choreographed fight, but Ford improvised that because he had to take a wicked shit.

Originally posted by Robtard
And you really think Doc, with his speed and accuracy is going to miss Indy with all six bullets?

Also, I believe he carries twin Schofield revolvers, so he'd be missing with twelve bullets, somehow. Yeah right, you know it's bullshit.

Originally posted by Quincy
Originally Jones and the swordsman were going to duke it out in an intense choreographed fight, but Ford improvised that because he had to take a wicked shit.

I believe it was he had a terrible flu, but I like the shit idea better, so now it's a fact. Ford had to shit.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When did Doc display great marksmanship?

When he drew his gun, firing from the hip and hit Ringo right in the middle of the butt-****ing forehead, all in under a second.

That's great marksmanship, sir.

Dude, he was two feet away. I could have made that shot, You could have made tha shot.

It was also the combination of speed and he shot from the hip, literally.

You you couldn't nor could I, if we did, it's be dumb-luck.

Boy this thread has went feet up.

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