Digi Post #2
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BFG
Originally posted by darthgoober
Ways for my army to deal with the “Galactus Gun”.1. Absorb it. Let’s keep something in mind here, there are BILLIONS of Adaptoids present and inbetween myself and the gun. Among the abilities of the various adaptoids present are The Silver Surfer, Thor, Mar-vell, and that’s an unreal amount of energy absorption that’s available. Will it destoy many of them, absolutely, but I have more than enough to whether such a loss. If Thor’s hammer can absorb a blast capable of destroying a 5th of the universe, then a million or so slightly inferior copies should have no problem with the blast from the gun.
There aren’t billion (I’ll get to that in a minute) and there’s not enough time to react to absorb all of it.
But you’re missing a larger point. We can fire the gun as long as we need to. Let’s assume that the gun fires and they absorb it fine for the first 5 seconds or so. It keeps coming. They begin to reach their limits. It keeps coming. Eventually you die. It’s just a matter of how soon. I think it would be in the opening moments, but it would only be a matter of seconds, not minutes, for this to happen even in the best scenario.
Originally posted by darthgoober
2. Block it. That’s right, I said block it. Among the adaptoids are a LOT of guys carrying Captain America’s shield, and even more with the abilities to create force fields. Again I may lose a few, but I have sufficient adaptoids to handle such a loss and lets face it, not even a wielder of the Infinity Guantlet could blast through a million “Captain America shields” simultaneously.
If it’s forcefields, it’s the same battle of attrition as absorption. The limits of your characters would be reached very quickly. As for “blocking” it, that has to be a joke, right? The sheer kinetic force will annihilate most of your army, not to mention the sheer energy of it. And shields don’t cover the whole body, nor do they protect against a beam that will engulf the entire 10-mile battlefield.
And if I had the IG, I’d turn the billion shields into tear gas, so it would look even more tragic as you cry while your bodies disintegrate.
Originally posted by darthgoober
3. Teleport behind it. That’s right, just have all the adaptoids with Surfer’s powers teleport directly to my opponents location and not worry about the blast at all.
You must’ve missed the part where my team set up camp at the far end of the battlefield, basically with their backs to the (indestructible) wall. This sort of tactic is precisely why I did that.
Also, the teleportation scan was woefully small. We’re in a blizzard, so visibility is low anyway. All I do is fire the Galactus-buster. You’d have a lot more to do in a short time, and wouldn’t have the chance.
Originally posted by darthgoober
4. Teleport the blast itself. Pretty simple right, just open a portal and point the other end at my opponents.
Same problem as before. There’s no “behind me” to teleport it to. We’re encased in a dome and I’m firing toward you from one of the sides.
And if you do manage to teleport a meager amount toward me from your direction, that’s what I have Mjolnir sticking out for. And if there’s anything that Thor can trump any other herald on, it’s energy absorption. It’s just come back at you x100:
http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=energyabsorb1pw0.jpg
http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=energyabsorb2oo5.png
http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=energyabsorb3wj8.png
…so yeah. Good luck with that.
Originally posted by darthgoober
5. Use my “Electronic Converters”. As the scan I posted earlier showed, the electronic converters will reflect the energy right back at Digi.
Nothing about the attack is electric. I’m shooting primordial energy from an unborn universe at you (essentially a Big Bang). Those will do nothing. They aren’t EM converters, they aren’t energy converters. They’re electric converters. Fortunately, I don’t have Magneto.
Clone Wars
Thanks, btw. I thought it was clever too….though I usually try for about 3 clever names a post, and they usually don’t work ( 😮 ).
Originally posted by darthgoober
The Super Adaptoid was actually MADE to replicate, which is why he was given the ability to create other adaptoids himself…
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2874/ucxm02905zk3.jpg
That’s kinda sketchy to be basing an entire strategy off of, don’t you think? He can allegedly “evolve others” into beings like himself, according to that scan. So, one, he’d need “other beings” to evolve (you don’t). Second, evolving isn’t the same as outright creating something. Third, we don’t have any idea how long the process takes, or if he’s ever actually done it. Maybe he has, but something tells me you would’ve posted it if he had, rather than the speculative proclamation that he can.
Fourth, fifth, sixth, Surfer doesn’t have the power to do all this, and most of the problems I mentioned earlier still stand.
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Now let’s look at each of Goober’s scans, and how he plans on justifying this strategy.
Originally posted by darthgoober
As for Surfer creating a sentient computer, he’s never done it to my knowledge. But he has REPROGRAMMED sentient computers several times so we know his power can handle programming that complex…
Reprograms Galactus’s Punisher
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4931/silversurfervol3012ti7.jpg
…size added for emphasis ( 😇 )
“Reprograms” is a generous word to use here. He fires a blast at its brain and says “maybe he’ll consider himself an enemy if I blast his face.” He does, as PIS must. But Surfer clearly wasn’t even sure of himself, even with reprogramming (not creation).
Originally posted by darthgoober
Reprograms super computer
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/25/silversurfer198902421fj8.jpg
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5833/silversurfer198902422gn9.jpg
Again, the computer is already built and he adjusts one crystal-disk thingy in it (not entirely sure what it’s made of). It’s the equivalent of running anti-virus software on your computer and claiming you built the thing. Props for knowing what to hit, but not what you need.
Originally posted by darthgoober
And we know from this scan that his ability to operate and program computers isn’t based on his technical knowledge…
http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9470/silversurfer04103zy6.jpg
Amusing, but it shows nothing.
Thor > Surfer
😛
That’s not what this section is about (even though it’s true). I just thought it might be fun to annoy you.
Anyway, Surfer…well…his rep is a little too inflated on KMC. He’s the class of the top tier heralds, along with guys like Thor. But like anyone else, he has bad showings. Here’s one (of many):
http://photobucket.com/albums/b305/surfistaprateado/silver_surfer_1988_016_13.jpg
http://photobucket.com/albums/b305/surfistaprateado/silver_surfer_1988_016_14.jpg
…a bright light to disperse a shield and blind someone causes him to need to recover. A low showing? Absolutely. Rare? Not as much as you’d think. I’ll try to dig up more, but anyone who reads enough Silver Surfer knows that he has some awesomely high showings as well as horrible ones.
Keep that in mind as you read what goober does with Surfer…basically turning him into Galactus.
Side thought: all those scans of Surfer moving quickly or making shields (none of which trump anything my team could do in their suits, actually)...anyway, those scans really mean nothing. Speed isn't the issue here, since he has nowhere to go. As stated before, the dome we're in will ensure that the blast from my Galactus-buster will envelope the entire area.
Spying
The scans goober posted do indeed show Surfer detecting someone who is spying on him. This is not the issue.
I bought spying. Thus, I can spy. If me creating a portal to spy means that my opponents can look back, even via cosmic senses, then I in effect bought spying for every opponent I have. Clearly, this isn’t the case.
If it helps, think of those cliché horror films where there’s a witch staring into a cauldron spying on someone, but they can’t see or detect her back. Same idea.
In other words, nobody can loophole their way into spying on me without having paid for it. This aspect of the tourney doesn’t apply to normal comic-book senses and feats, in the same way that the “indestructible” dome surrounding us can’t be harmed by comic-book indestructible materials.
Though I’m not quite sure what goober actually did when he “sensed” me that would make any difference. Let’s say it works and he detects me. I will see them first before they do anything about it, so I’ll still know who I’m facing (they won’t), and my plan never really changed (though I made the psi-blockers as an afterthought). But it’s the principle of it that bothers me more than the actual execution of it.