Joker vs Wolverine

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Originally posted by Lord Feron
Joker will win if he some how manages to trick wolf into something real dumb. Like detonate a big bomb near wolverine and then and then hose hime down with lots of acid. As logan is groaning and trying to heal, this leaves Joker able to do whatever as logan tries and heal. All this is kinda slim chance in hell so Logan ftw!

Except Wolverine isn't an idiot.

Since when has it been hinted that the Joker is easy to kill?

Batman managed to beat him because he's Batman, Wolverine is a dumb brute.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Since when has it been hinted that the Joker is easy to kill?

Batman managed to beat him because he's Batman, Wolverine is a dumb brute.

Batman doesn't kill. Wolverine isn't a dumb brute.

Decided to start trolling in here huh?

Originally posted by Creshosk
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Decided to start trolling in here huh?

EDIT Don't take your personal issues out on me at all, especially out on public forums, you are looking for trouble.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
EDIT Don't take your personal issues out on me at all, especially out on public forums, you are looking for trouble.
This coming from a person who decided to show off your ignorance and insult a character you obviously know nothing about?

Originally posted by Creshosk
This coming from a person who decided to show off your ignorance and insult a character you obviously know nothing about?
Remember what I said Cresh lol.

Originally posted by Creshosk
This coming from a person who decided to show off your ignorance and insult a character you obviously know nothing about?

Please Cresh, drop it, your feud with me is getting old, if you want to debate intelligently, thats fine, but if not, please leave me be.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Please Cresh, drop it, your feud with me is getting old, if you want to debate intelligently, thats fine, but if not, please leave me be.

you're funny 🙄

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Please Cresh, drop it, your feud with me is getting old, if you want to debate intelligently, thats fine, but if not, please leave me be.
Lets start with your innaccurate assesment of Wolverine's Intelligence:

http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/wolv1/language.html

He can speak at least 16 languages that big dumb brute...

Originally posted by Creshosk
Lets start with your innaccurate assesment of Wolverine's Intelligence:

http://www.angelfire.com/ns2/wolv1/language.html

He can speak at least 16 languages that big dumb brute...

My calling Wolvy a dumb brute is more of a reminder to his savagery than an argument. While Wolves can speak tons of languages he's really not that especially intelligent, he's been around a long time so he knows some stuff, but the Joker is smarter hands down.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
My calling Wolvy a dumb brute is more of a reminder to his savagery than an argument. While Wolves can speak tons of languages he's really not that especially intelligent, he's been around a long time so he knows some stuff, but the Joker is smarter hands down.
I'm not saying he's smarter than Joker. But I'm saying that your assesment shows that you know nothing of the character... but then that's a given, you don't seem to know a thing about the things you talk about anyway.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I'm not saying he's smarter than Joker. But I'm saying that your assesment shows that you know nothing of the character... but then that's a given, you don't seem to know a thing about the things you talk about anyway.

Wolverine's real name is Logan. He was a test subject, who has had is skeletal structure replaced with Adamantium, and additional retractable claws added. He was given a fast healing factor, super hearing and an acute sense of smell. And he has a rather aggressive personality.

I know enough about Wolverine to judge him.

His name is James actually.

James Logan Howlet.

Point is I know enough about him.

Creshosk says I know nothing about him, 🙄

Seems so.

Originally posted by Sam Z
Seems so.

I'm going to assume you were talking about the statement that I know nothing about him, which I proved wrong by pretty much giving a bio.

When you know nothing about something, you know nothing about it, not only do I know some things about Wolvy, I know enough. I'm not an expert, because Batman and Spawn are my specialties.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Wolverine's real name is Logan. He was a test subject, who has had is skeletal structure replaced with Adamantium, and additional retractable claws added. He was given a fast healing factor, super hearing and an acute sense of smell. And he has a rather aggressive personality.

I know enough about Wolverine to judge him.


He was given a healing factor? His real name is Logan? His skeletal structure was replaced?

Yeah... Cresh was right.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Wolverine's real name is Logan. He was a test subject, who has had is skeletal structure replaced with Adamantium, and additional retractable claws added. He was given a fast healing factor, super hearing and an acute sense of smell. And he has a rather aggressive personality.

I know enough about Wolverine to judge him.

Thanks for proving my point. 😂

Originally posted by Ha-Son
He was given a healing factor? His real name is Logan? His skeletal structure was replaced?

Yeah... Cresh was right.

Don't forget that the claws were added. 😂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Nope. Joker would only know what the common people of the Marvel world would know about him.
I don't think that's how rule works.....Basic Knowledge
Each side receives basic knowledge of the other. A good measure of this would be what the general population of the character's homeworld knows. For example, that Superman has a weakness to Kryptonite is general knowledge, but that he's Clark Kent is not.

Do you honestly believe that Joker has a choice?
He could use that to his advantage, as he could plant a powerful bomb in a random building or his current hideout.

Since Wolverine IS Deathstroke it's a valid comparison.
Ugh...whatever. Deathstroke is just as deadly as Wolvie sans the admantium claws and the arguably his healing factor.

This is not emporer Joker. And he only has an hour of prep.
Yep, but regardles he still has quite few resources some that most are unaware of.🙂

Prep is not infinite. Prep is still limited to what the single character could reasonably pull off in the given time frame. For example It's nlikely that one would be able to recreate the Infinity guantlet in an hour. Also being able to focus on securing a location to be able to hide from wolverine as well as be able to take him out... in an hour? I'd like to hear the rundown of ohow you hope to acheive such a thing. Don't forget to factor in travel time between resources.
I've already came up with the outside help theory, which you automatically declare invalid.🙄 I also see him being able to develope some kind of wacky ass creation, like "hard as steel super glue" or something like that, to trap Wolverine and dump him in a lake(though I highly doubt it would kill him). Yeah I know it's a bit silly but it's far from beyond his abilities, and being the master inventor he is, I could see him making it in less than an hour. Also I have to say that it's not really easy to make up a plan like the Joker. Asking me to do so, would be like asking "What tactic would Hannibal use to defeat the Romans". I don't think like the character thus it's a bit hard to come up with a strategy.
Not in canon.

Only through low showings on wolverine's part was he able to accomplish such a thing, in a story that was not canon to the 616 universe.

Well thanks for clearing that up, I don't know the enough about showing, which is why I made it a more of a question than a outright statement.

That's because he has to come up with non-lethal ways to take him out. IT takes a lot more to be non-lethal than it is to just kill the person.
No shit, but you have to take in consideration that most of the time when Batman is facing Joker, his plan is to push him to edge. Some times Joker wants Batman to kill him, it's always been one of his objectives. He sees Bats as his perfect foe, and is bent on destroying his image. Joker isn't going to treat anyone else in the same manner, for dong so is not of his character. The point is Joker wouldn't dick around with Wolverine like he does with Bats, he would be as straight foward as possible to get the job done.

Such as? I'm still waiting on that.
Covered it further up.

Thank you for confirming you don't read anything with wolverine in it mr "Has sex with your mom." You're dismissed
Thank you for having a prickish attitude, just because someone disagreed with you over a comic. Great way to control your emotions.👆

Nope, its against the rules. Unless Wolverine can also call for help during the battle. Read the rules of the forum. You don't seem to be familiar with them Mr. Mom.
I read the rules I just don't miuse them when they fit my case....like your doing. Wolverine doesn't have prep, Joker does. It completely defeats the purpose of prep, which is to battle someone beyond the use of your powerset....it's basically the samething as outside help

Sure you will. You'll just bring more of your ignorant bullshit.
Good God man, learn how to control your emotions. Being pissy and rude doesn't help your case, it shows me that your a uptight jerk that can't have a civil debate with people.