Joker vs Wolverine

Started by Combat_Guru5 pages

Originally posted by Ha-Son
He was given a healing factor? His real name is Logan? His skeletal structure was replaced?

Yeah... Cresh was right.

Sorry, he has a healing factor, he is mainly referred to as Logan by the X-Men, and his bone skeletal structure was replaced by an Adamantium skeletal structure.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Sorry, he has a healing factor, he is mainly referred to as Logan by the X-Men, and his bone skeletal structure was replaced by an Adamantium skeletal structure.

Still wrong.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
Still wrong.

Care to elaborate?

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Care to elaborate?

His bone skeletal structure was never replaced. His bones were laced with adamantium.

Edit: The claws were not added either, they were part of his skeletal structure.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
His bone skeletal structure was never replaced. His bones were laced with adamantium.

Thanks.

Point is I know more about him than the average person, not nothing.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Thanks.

Point is I know more about him than the average person, not nothing.


Everything you said about him was wrong. Not trying to be an ******* or anything, but I really think you should try reading some Wolverine comics or check out the respect thread. Because right now, you're no different than Master Bruce or Phantom Zone... and that's not a good category to be placed in..

😬

He seems worse I think. I mean even they are right about the little things but holy crap I knew more than him when I was five.

Originally posted by Ha-Son
Everything you said about him was wrong. Not trying to be an ******* or anything, but I really think you should try reading some Wolverine comics or check out the respect thread. Because right now, you're no different than Master Bruce or Phantom Zone... and that's not a good category to be placed in..

😬

Everything? Really?

Like the fact that he underwent surgery, his skeletal structure was enhanced by adamantium, he has been referred to as Logan, he has a healing factor, he has an acute sense of smell and hearing and that he's aggressive?

Man I guess I was really wrong. 😬

I knew more than him when I was five.

Wow you must be a nerd, not that thats a bad thing, I think it's great that you could comprehend a child hood hero so well at age five, 😉

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
I don't think that's how rule works.....Basic Knowledge
Each side receives basic knowledge of the other. A good measure of this would be what the general population of the character's homeworld knows. For example, that Superman has a weakness to Kryptonite is general knowledge, but that he's Clark Kent is not.
Yeah that's how it works. what the general populace of their homeworld knows is what they would know. The general populace of Wolverine's homeworld would be lucky to know he exists.

Joker: "I have to fight Wolverine? Who in the blazes is Wolverine?"

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
He could use that to his advantage, as he could plant a powerful bomb in a random building or his current hideout.
Because bombs work so well for those that failed to blow him up in the past...

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Ugh...whatever. Deathstroke is just as deadly as Wolvie sans the admantium claws and the arguably his healing factor.
And that healing factor is going to negate alot of the damage that joker can do. Those claws are going to negate alot of traps.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Yep, but regardles he still has quite few resources some that most are unaware of.🙂
Including you? Cause I didn't see you list 'em.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
I've already came up with the outside help theory, which you automatically declare invalid.🙄
Yeah, cause its against the KMC rules...

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
I also see him being able to develope some kind of wacky ass creation, like "hard as steel super glue" or something like that, to trap Wolverine and dump him in a lake(though I highly doubt it would kill him).
SPiderman's webbing doesn't hold him, what makes you think that Joker could come up with something better than that?

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Yeah I know it's a bit silly but it's far from beyond his abilities, and being the master inventor he is, I could see him making it in less than an hour.[]/b]
Great! So he spends an hour developing something that Wolverine has already dealt with on several occasions...

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
[B] Also I have to say that it's not really easy to make up a plan like the Joker. Asking me to do so, would be like asking "What tactic would Hannibal use to defeat the Romans". I don't think like the character thus it's a bit hard to come up with a strategy.
Sorry, "No bias claims" rule.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Well thanks for clearing that up, I don't know the enough about showing, which is why I made it a more of a question than a outright statement.
That's why I answered it with as little of my venom as I could muster.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
No shit, but you have to take in consideration that most of the time when Batman is facing Joker, his plan is to push him to edge.
Joker also knows quite a bit more about what makes the bat tick that what makes the runt tick.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Some times Joker [b]wants Batman to kill him, it's always been one of his objectives. He sees Bats as his perfect foe, and is bent on destroying his image. Joker isn't going to treat anyone else in the same manner, for dong so is not of his character. The point is Joker wouldn't dick around with Wolverine like he does with Bats, he would be as straight foward as possible to get the job done.[/b]
Good, then quit using Bats as a comparison if the situation will be different.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Covered it further up.
"Super wacky glue" is your big plan? Spiderman eat your heart out: The insane genius's big plan to take out Wolvie is to use your basic wepon.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Thank you for having a prickish attitude, just because someone disagreed with you over a comic. Great way to control your emotions.👆
Why should I bother? I'm honest to a fault. that fault is a lack of respect to those I don't respect. Hell I'm even a bit abbrasive with my friends when I'm irritated.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
I read the rules I just don't miuse them when they fit my case....
Like the Bias claims rule and the basic knowldge rule? Sure you have.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
like your doing. Wolverine [b]doesn't have prep,[/b]
Never said he did. Hence why I said "in battle he could call for help".

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Joker [b]does.[/b]
Yeah an hour, which is spent coming up with a plan that hasn't worked before.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
It completely defeats the purpose of prep, which is to battle someone beyond the use of your powerset....
Only by what's feesable in that period of prep for the given character.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
it's basically the samething as outside help
No it isn't. It negates the "Standard equipment rule, not the outside help rule.

Originally posted by Hazsekswthurmom
Good God man, learn how to control your emotions. Being pissy and rude doesn't help your case, it shows me that your a uptight jerk that can't have a civil debate with people.
That's cause people can't hold an intelligent debate. They can't be intelligent for me I won't be civil for them. Its an even trade off Mr. "Has sex with your mom."

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Thanks.

Point is I know more about him than the average person, not nothing.

No you don't. You know less about him than the average person. I mean now with your errors corrected you might be up to average. But still not enough to be able to debate against him.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Everything? Really?

Like the fact that he underwent surgery, his skeletal structure was enhanced by adamantium, he has been referred to as Logan, he has a healing factor, he has an acute sense of smell and hearing and that he's aggressive?

Man I guess I was really wrong. 😬

Congrats that's "average".

And you had the gall to call me a narcissist?

You're so in love with yourslef you think you're better or more knowledgeable than you really are. Me? I'm just perceptive. I'm good at picking up on things. Ask anyone, I think I'm a lousy debater. I'm also an *******. Yeah, that's really narcissistic mr "I know more than the average person which is why I'm wrong about everything until corrected."

Originally posted by Creshosk
No you don't. You know less about him than the average person. I mean now with your errors corrected you might be up to average. But still not enough to be able to debate against him.

Why are you judging some one you know nothing about, most of the people I know who have existing social lives could give a shit about comic book characters, which I don't admire at all, but it's true, I know more about Wolvy than they do.

And you had the gall to call me a narcissist?

As much as I know about you, you could care less about people you don't like, actually you try to insult them, so much so that when your wrong you won't admit it, and when your right you rub it in their faces.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Why are you judging some one you know nothing about,
Because I'm human. And I do know things about you. I know that you make shit up, insult people and then expect people to apologize to you. You rely on Wikipedia for information. and have failed every challenege to provide proof of your claims. Hell, you failed to prove your knowlegde of wolverine. You got maybe 2/5 which is about .4 which would be an F.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
most of the people I know who have existing social lives could give a shit about comic book characters, which I don't admire at all, but it's true, I know more about Wolvy than they do.
SO why the fuck are you in a forum for cahracters you don't admire saying inflamatory things about them?

Oh that's right, I was correct about my assesment: YOU ARE A TROLL!

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
As much as I know about you, you could care less about people you don't like, actually you try to insult them, so much so that when your wrong you won't admit it, and when your right you rub it in their faces.
That's cause I'm an asshole, not narcissitic. Get it right.

And 😂@ you having proven anything that is objectively true.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Because I'm human. And I do know things about you. I know that you make shit up, insult people and then expect people to apologize to you. You rely on Wikipedia for information. and have failed every challenege to provide proof of your claims. Hell, you failed to prove your knowlegde of wolverine. You got maybe 2/5 which is about .4 which would be an F.

SO why the fu[b]ck are you in a forum for cahracters you don't admire saying inflamatory things about them?

Oh that's right, I was correct about my assesment: YOU ARE A TROLL! [/B]

I said I didn't admire the guys I know that could care less about comic book characters.

And I proved you wrong about general relativity. Which you still haven't admitted.

Your not just an *******, your a narcissist, you only care about yourself, which is why you have too much pride to apologize for calling me a douchebag and for admitting when you are wrong. Oh, and I admit when I'm wrong.

Back on topic, the Joker wins, hands down.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Everything? Really?

Like the fact that he underwent surgery, his skeletal structure was enhanced by adamantium, he has been referred to as Logan, he has a healing factor, he has an acute sense of smell and hearing and that he's aggressive?

Man I guess I was really wrong. 😬

Wow you must be a nerd, not that thats a bad thing, I think it's great that you could comprehend a child hood hero so well at age five, 😉

You don't have to comprehend much to know more than you do.

Originally posted by Sam Z
You don't have to comprehend much to know more than you do.

Hows that? I'm sure your spelling and comprehension were a lot better than mine are now, you genius!

I usually don't comment on either Joker or Wolverine threads, but this one has certainly peaked my interest. Joker would need more time, maybe a week or two to actually understand the nature of Wolverine's healing powers and to concot a means of possibly negating it. With only one hour, it wouldn't be enough to stop the lethal Canadian from first tearing off Joker's face before he decaps him, thus permanently ending the reign of Batman's arch nemesis. H2h Wolvy wins 10/10, and Wolvy would win almost every other time, if he just goes straight for the kill and skips the lengthy chitchat with Joker boy. I'm well aware of Wolvy not being a Batman level genius, but the guy ain't no dumbass.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Hows that? I'm sure your spelling and comprehension were a lot better than mine are now, you genius!
English isn't my main language. I know a bunch of others as well so try again.

So not only do I know more languages I know more about comics.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
I said I didn't admire the guys I know that could care less about comic book characters.

And I proved you wrong about general relativity. Which you still haven't admitted.

You keep quoting wikipedia at me... You know I don't accept Wikipedia as proof.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Your not just an *******, your a narcissist, you only care about yourself,
You're projecting. 😂 Seriously. Do you notice how I respond positively when given the same in return? No, you haven't because you're the narcissist. You have a high opinion of yourself. If you knew about me you'd know from what my assholishness extends. And let me tell you it ain't narcissism.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
which is why you have too much pride to apologize for calling me a douchebag and for admitting when you are wrong.
I'm an honest person. I'd apologize if I felt sorry for my actions. I don't feel sorry so I'm NOT going to lie to you by giving you the fake apologies you give me.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Oh, and I admit when I'm wrong.
I've yet to see that.

Originally posted by Combat_Guru
Back on topic, the Joker wins, hands down.
Says the guys who's ignorant of wolverine.

GTFO troll.