The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

Make that five threads.

http://www.facebook.com/board.php?uid=10476795417

I'm predominantly in the "Homosexuality" thread, the "Iraqis must convert" thread, and the "Good Wife" thread.

Who are you in the good wife thread?

[edit] I am too stupid to figure out how to post on those.

From that Atheist site that Pittman posted:

The Government of the United States is in no sense founded on the Christian religion.

Atheists are the true favorites of god, because if god expects his followers to pray and kowtow to him, or follow his commandments and attend rituals, god puts no such requirements on the Atheist, who he also created.
Therefore god must trust, love and believe in the Atheist most of all.

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason

Originally posted by anaconda
his actions speaks for itself

and what actions would those be?

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
The fact that the very first quote on that site is from Thomas Jefferson just hammers home all the harder the fact that it is made of fail and AIDS.

Thomas Jefferson was a very great man.

Originally posted by lord xyz
From that Atheist site that Pittman posted:

-- John Adams

-- Baron Von Knifty

-- Benjamin Franklin

The Von Knifty one is a stupid-funny as half of the Fundamentalist ones.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
The Von Knifty one is a stupid-funny as half of the Fundamentalist ones.

if all acid melts things why is my toilet not melting yet? urine contains acid you know. wait let me guess the water magically negates the melting effects of acid. ahhh that's why we haven't died yet since our bodies are 75% water.

The acid just melts the water, durh.

Ha! Where did that come from?

The inner workings of my brain. These people just love to hate me. We're up to six threads now.

Thread titles:

--OKAY

--To all who have participated in a forum post started by Thomas VanderWaals:

--Thomas The Troll Needs A Dose Of Reality.

--i think i know what happened to pete schultz!

--LAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOW PRESENTING: THE GREATEST HITS OF TOMMY V!

--READ THIS FIRST!!! BEFORE GETTING INTO A DEBATE GROUP STARTED BY THOMAS V.!

I've been at this for only a week. A WEEK.

EDIT: **** that shit, it's up to seven.

--People of the US Politics Application

[An informal petition to have me booted off Facebook.]

Is that Tommy 5 or V, as in the 22nd letter of the alphabet?

If only I were Tom the Fifth...but it's the letter.

Originally posted by Devil King
Does anyone remember who it was that said the reason Lucy was shaped the way she is was because she had rickets? It was someone one here.

JesusIsAlive.

Originally posted by Adam_PoE
JesusIsAlive.

See, you do love me...somewhere in there.

and what actions would those be?

Originally posted by anaconda
that a lefty left winger embrace righty right wing ideas

uhhh...yeah...then that would make them a center.....or not so lefty left

"A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male presence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire."

^thats more from a muslim chatroom.

Dadudemon is trying to get into my pants now. He added me as a friend on Facebook.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Dadudemon is trying to get into my pants now. He added me as a friend on Facebook.