The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

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uhhh...yeah...then that would make them a center.....or not so lefty left
uhhh that would mean to astray from original ideology

Originally posted by Bardock42
well, you are cute in white.

Actually, white is a bad color for me. It makes me look pink.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
Dadudemon is trying to get into my pants now. He added me as a friend on Facebook.
*shudder shudder*

Originally posted by Devil King
See, you do love me...somewhere in there.

😛

Men..........Pff

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
The inner workings of my brain. These people just love to hate me. We're up to six threads now.

Thread titles:

--OKAY

--To all who have participated in a forum post started by Thomas VanderWaals:

--Thomas The Troll Needs A Dose Of Reality.

--i think i know what happened to pete schultz!

--LAAAAAAAAAADIES AND GENTLEMEN! NOW PRESENTING: THE GREATEST HITS OF TOMMY V!

--READ THIS FIRST!!! BEFORE GETTING INTO A DEBATE GROUP STARTED BY THOMAS V.!

I've been at this for only a week. A WEEK.

EDIT: **** that shit, it's up to seven.

--People of the US Politics Application

[An informal petition to have me booted off Facebook.]

your so popular. 😛

HAHAHA. I told them my son was eight when he suicided.

I waited one hour. After you replied to a post I wasn't even directing to you. And my lead-up comments were basically correct; while it is refreshing you didn't use any bible verses, your latest post has said nothing to refute my statement questioning the validity of this post. This last post (Eight-year-olds can be ****. My son proves it: he felt attracted to men) is the equivalent of "I'm taking my marbles and going home." If you read anything in that post, then you didn't take in much. So here's the gist of what I was saying: At eight years old, nothing is certain. Nothing is set in stone. Faculties of the brain (which, on a side note, you say I lack, making me laugh) like sexuality, are multi-faceted and are even said to be ingrained on the genetic level. Here is your reasoning: don't believe in DNA (will melt you); Mentally, no one has control, it's just god pulling the strings, no one can think or feel for himself; it must be physical, that's the only choice left, no matter that physical is the one most controlled by the other two, so my son has to be a perverted little "******."

My reasoning:
DNA- there is a homosexual gene in all of us. Certain parts of it can either be turned on or off. Part of this gene is the gene that makes us masturbate. (Actually lends to your theory of eight-year-olds being gay)
Mental- Sexually, as I said, eight-year-olds are not developed enough to have any kind of erotic desires, be it homoerotic or heteroerotic.
Physical- Unless your kid was molested, physically his body is, again, underdeveloped for any kind of "perversion."

Verdict: either your kid doesn't exist, and these two hundred+ posts lighting you on fire were for nothing
Your kid existed, he had the gay gene, you killed him, and had to make a cover story
your kid existed, he got molested, he told you, and you were ashamed at him rather than pissed at the guy who did it, turning instead to your six-dollar god for guidance to help you through your son's time of faggotry.

Here's something else for your readily-jumping-to-conclusions mind: at eight, girls still have "cooties," and are "gross." Your kid could be straighter than an iron floorboard, but you ****ed with him so much--- oh wait, I forgot I'm talking about an eight year old, not a teenager. So he hung himself? Wow, kid was advanced. Sure you didn't help him tie the knot?

I am SOOOO sorry you wasted so much of our precious time on this incredibly dumb debate. We missed so much of what was going on in the world because we thought you were serious. That is two weeks on this post I personally will never get back, and I truly believe that there are fifteen to twenty other people who feel the same way. If it is truly a prank post, then I applaud you for the act, it is truly one of the greatest in the history of US Politics. If it isn't, then you need a life.

He suicided because he was gay, yes?

Otherwise, let me get this straight. You're trolling another website and posting the results here? Is that right?

Originally posted by Devil King
He suicided because he was gay, yes?

Otherwise, let me get this straight. You're trolling another website and posting the results here? Is that right?

Would that be double trolling?

Originally posted by Devil King
He suicided because he was gay, yes?

Otherwise, let me get this straight. You're trolling another website and posting the results here? Is that right?


No, heathen fool. My son committed suicide as a noble and courageous example to all the pervert f@gs out there: sacrifice yourself so that the LORD will have mercy on you for your wicked sodomite ways. Sacrifice yourself, for the LORD holds you over the yawning abyss, that pit of licking flames and scorching heat, like he holds an insect over a fire. It is only by the LORD's good pleasure that His wrath has not descended upon you and brought you low, brought you into the hellfire reserved for the wicked and unrighteous.

(Also, yes.)

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
No, heathen fool. My son committed suicide as a noble and courageous example to all the pervert f@gs out there: sacrifice yourself so that the LORD will have mercy on you for your wicked sodomite ways. Sacrifice yourself, for the LORD holds you over the yawning abyss, that pit of licking flames and scorching heat, like he holds an insect over a fire. It is only by the LORD's good pleasure that His wrath has not descended upon you and brought you low, brought you into the hellfire reserved for the wicked and unrighteous.

(Also, yes.)

War god.