The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

Just recently my son Bobby came out to me. I had been worried for awhile. His teachers said most of his grades were slipping and he seemed depressed and withdrawn.

Bobby said he'd been hiding it for awhile because he was afraid I would reject him. I sat him down and told him that I loved him and that God loved him, but that his salvation was in danger if he did not resist his unnatural tempations. I told him how being gay would mean he would live a shorter life, and that if he couldnt change his orientation he could be celibate like most the ex-gays are. He started crying saying something along the lines of "I knew you wouldnt understand! You're just like everyone else!" before running to his room and slamming the door.

What did I do wrong? I dont want to lose my son, but I fear I already have. I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs). I wouldnt be surprised if he's the one who's feeding my son all the homosexual propaganda about how its 'ok' to be gay. That, or how homosexuality has engulfed the media, making it seem 'cool' and 'hip' and how they were just another oppressed minority. You didnt have to worry about seeing two men making out on tv at my age! I dont want to sound like a fanatic, but Im worried what other effects will come out of this increasingly secular, immoral society obsessed with filth.

Am I too late? Or is it possible to save my son

[Note: the boy eventually took his own life.]

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it. [emphasis added]

😆 those are great 😆

Some great quotes but from atheist 😉

http://www.chrisbeach.co.uk/viewQuotes.php?QuotePage=15

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LOL. I forgot about the intellectual prowess of George Carlin; his sharp wit has shattered my belief.

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Christopher Hitchens ****ing ROCKS! I really love his style. Always a drink and a cigarette in his hands and he still argues circles around people.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
"According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.

We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.

We don't know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we've proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth."

Wow. That clears up a lot.

Does anyone remember who it was that said the reason Lucy was shaped the way she is was because she had rickets? It was someone one here.

Christopher Hitchens a commi who understood his political belief was wrong, .......... swing wiht the wind

I can't even imagine what would spark this:

One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles [...] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it's called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That's one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don't need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.

besides lunacy you mean

Originally posted by anaconda
Christopher Hitchens a commi who understood his political belief was wrong, .......... swing wiht the wind

Is this something to which he has admitted?

These continue to be amusing no matter how many times I read them, or how much I realize most of them are fake. They do represent actual beliefs, no matter how difficult that is to accept.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Some great quotes but from atheist 😉

http://www.chrisbeach.co.uk/viewQuotes.php?QuotePage=15

Awesome site!

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basic rights are not given, that is true. they arise out of the things that define us humans. and from us realising these things. none of us created OURSELVES and hence can not take credit{i.e priveleges over others in society} for any genetic or social advantages we may have had over others{for those who further the argument that not all men are BORN equal}, they are simply lucky things that we may have gotten and should be GRATEFUL for. similarly, {going from a point of view of not being able to claim one's own superiority} there is no reason to beleive that the basic constituent of what we call "ourselves", i.e. the soul/conciousness/self awareness/existance, is any greater in one than the other, infact, since no direct evidence can be gotten of such things, it is reasonable to assume that it is unique and none is better or worse than other. based on this last point, no1 can inherently claim to be better/higher than another even in escence/spirit.

with this out of the way, we go on to rights, specifically, laws in society. seeing as we are all equal at our basis, no1's personal oppinion can take presedence over another. in as long as the personal oppinion is confined to one's ownself and doesnt significantly affect individuals outside themselves, the individual may keep it. but when it starts affecting those outside themselves, it shall come under scrutiny. it shall be analysed if the oppinion is harming others, and if indeed it isnt harming others due to righteous backlash, due to others having harmed the individual intentionally in the past, then such an oppinion will be considered unlawful and unjust. so no1 can just get up and say , i want to kill or torture so and so or that all gays should be locked up{and then either act on it or proclaim it to people other than his or her own self} . this is partially where inalienable basic human rights stem from. also, the basic defining qualities of our selves, namely, existance, self preservation, desire to be loved and love in return, desire to feal happines/new expiriences, and having empathy can not be facilitated on a social scale in any other way than to give basic inherent rights to every1 in society equally. for instance, collective self preservation can only be acheived if no1 is given the right to kill sum1 else and collective security and happiness can not exist if other people can take your property by force.
so even though INDIVIDUALS may question these basic "god" given self apparent rights like GRAN MOV GAFF, however, none can honestly do so without denying their own interests{seeing as every1 is equal as explained in the previous argument} since questioning such rights of other{who are not any inferior to you} inevitably leads to questioning the same rights for yourself{since you are equal} and people obviously have problems with questioning rights which give THEMSELVES self preservation/security of property and right to happiness and sanctuary from unjustified persecution.

this my friends, in my oppinion is where basic rights come from. you dont need other humans to simply GIVE you rights, or a god for that matter, you are born with them, all it takes is a little logic and introspection to figure them out. so i think the argument that "you need so n so{men or god} to MAKE these rights, otherwise everything is reletive and there is no objective criteria for judging/making rules" is completely wrong. my two cents.

The fact that the very first quote on that site is from Thomas Jefferson just hammers home all the harder the fact that it is made of fail and AIDS.

^your cynicism and sarcasm will poison you to death. or dry your soul out.

Is this something to which he has admitted?

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
The fact that the very first quote on that site is from Thomas Jefferson just hammers home all the harder the fact that it is made of fail and AIDS.

Originally posted by some crazy bible basher
Seriously, does anybody ever cry at an Atheist's funeral?

I mean, since Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),
since Atheists are nothing but miserable Liars, Cowards
and Murderers, after all, why would anybody in their
right mind weep over the dead rotting corpse, or bone
chips and ashes (that get mixed together with those of
others from the crematory) of a worthless dead Atheist?

And what epitaph do you engrave on an Atheist's grave
marker? "Here lies the only good Atheist, which is a
dead Atheist". What else is there say? Nothing at all.
No last words, no last rites, no flowers, no anything.

Every time an Atheist dies, the world is better off as
a result of that dead Atheist being dead, & its damned
God-forsaken soul burning in the fiery pits of Hades.

Which begs another related question, do Atheists cry at
funerals? If so, why? Since Atheists hate God, and they
hate Family, and they hate Country, who are they crying
for? It is true: The only good Atheist is a dead Atheist.

Wow...really preaching the christian faith there, it's good when a fellow human who does not believe in god dies, really preaching the whole ideals of Christianity...yeah...

Oh apparently I'm also a inhuman animal that must be killed and are not what a Christan would say...oh that's it gods child who should be treated equally.

This is why I hate religion, but on the whole this made me 😂

This is just getting sad. There have been three more threads on Facebook made about me, warning people not to try to debate with me.

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