The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
The first half is almost irrellevant- it provides a context for what Jesus did.

Indeed, many Christians ignore it...yesterday I saw a video in which some American Fundamentalists said the government should execute homosexuals...

Needless to say Jesus would not want that...but these "Christians" are ignoring another famous line, "let he who has not sinned cast the first stone".

However, just because people who claim to be Christians do not follow the Bible as they should does not actually dilute the text itself.

The first half of the bible is contradictory to the second half and illustrates the new covenant established by Jesus, with humanity. I have always assumed the OT was included in the bible to illustrate the compassion of Jesus and the magnitude of the change he represented. But it is not looked at that way by most of his followers. Most would say they are of equal merrit, which practically denies the reality of the new ageement Jesus was here to usher in.

Again, it's toally up to you if you want to assume Jesus is the only one truly worthy of "casting the stone". But he didn't do it. And what has mankind spent the last 2000 years doing? Casting stones.

The text isn't dilluted by followers, it's dilluted by itself; which was the fault of the human beings who worte it and then later got together to decide which parts of the infallible words of god should be included.

At least in the DoI, it was men saying they were men realizing it for themselves.

Originally posted by Devil King
Again, the intention was corrpted practically as soon as the idea was written down.

They are not given to us by the government, despite the position held for many years by our politial system. They are protected by the government. This was the intention of our system of government. And rights are not, should not as was intended by the founders of this REPUBLIC, granted by the majority. It is for this very reason that I have made the accusation that asking the majority to bestow or give rights to a minority is contrary to the system of government on which this nation was founded.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
So what are the rights of every person?

Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Which, as you said, the persuit of happiness is pretty vague. Life is not, and liberty is much less so.

Originally posted by Devil King
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Which, as you said, the persuit of happiness is pretty vague. Life is not, and liberty is much less so.

Originally posted by Da Pittman
Even life is not, lets say you wanted to end your life? What if you needed food to live, who is supposed to provide you with the food if you can not get it? Then we can get into the whole medical thing.

Life is a right. You have to right to live. It does not address the quality of life, as there must be some things the individual does for him or her self. Besides, the quality of life is not a constant, and certainly not the desired quality of life. The quality of life is more often than not dependant upon the era in which we live. You have to right to live, but it does not say you have the right to live off someone else. And as far as I'm concerned, people should be allowed to off themselves if they want.

Originally posted by Devil King
What was it, because I'm having a hard time figuring it out myself?

He says it will completely shut down a plane's electricity, and then right after says terrorists can start dropping it from PLANES. If it shuts off a plane's power, how can you drop it from a plane?

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
He says it will completely shut down a plane's electricity, and then right after says terrorists can start dropping it from PLANES. If it shuts off a plane's power, how can you drop it from a plane?

Oh, I thought you were saying you understood what he was saying. You have an excellent point.

Nah, the guy's talking out of his ass. Enriched plutonium won't do shit to electrical plants.

Originally posted by RocasAtoll
Nah, the guy's talking out of his ass. Enriched plutonium won't do shit to electrical plants.

It'll poison a fair few people though won't it?

the fundamentard was thinking of electro-magnetic pulse. you would also kinda have to cause atomic fission, but im sure it can be done with box cutters.

Originally posted by Grand_Moff_Gav
It'll poison a fair few people though won't it?

If it seeps into the water table, ya. Otherwise it would only be dangerous if you were a big enough of a dumbass to get close.

To all KMC members-

The quotes provided in this thread are troubling--no doubt--but they are not of Christian minds. These so-called "fundamentalist Christians" obviously missed the message of the Gospels. Does anyone on this thread understand that? At minimum, regardless of views, one should discuss such quotes with great care and concern; but all that I have read, are saucy, jovial statements--such little minds! Where is your love for humanity, not to mention self-worth and respect to stand above such nonsense?

Originally posted by ushomefree
To all KMC members-

The quotes provided in this thread are troubling--no doubt--but they are not of Christian minds. These so-called "fundamentalist Christians" obviously missed the message of the Gospels. Does anyone on this thread understand that? At minimum, regardless of views, one should discuss such quotes with great care and concern; but all that I have read, are saucy, jovial statements--such little minds! Where is your love for humanity, not to mention self-worth and respect to stand above such nonsense?

fundamentalist apologist to the rescue!!

Originally posted by ushomefree
To all KMC members-

The quotes provided in this thread are troubling--no doubt--but they are not of Christian minds. These so-called "fundamentalist Christians" obviously missed the message of the Gospels. Does anyone on this thread understand that? At minimum, regardless of views, one should discuss such quotes with great care and concern; but all that I have read, are saucy, jovial statements--such little minds! Where is your love for humanity, not to mention self-worth and respect to stand above such nonsense?

Originally posted by ushomefree
To all KMC members-

The quotes provided in this thread are troubling--no doubt--but they are not of Christian minds. These so-called "fundamentalist Christians" obviously missed the message of the Gospels. Does anyone on this thread understand that? At minimum, regardless of views, one should discuss such quotes with great care and concern; but all that I have read, are saucy, jovial statements--such little minds! Where is your love for humanity, not to mention self-worth and respect to stand above such nonsense?

Originally posted by ushomefree
To all KMC members-

The quotes provided in this thread are troubling--no doubt--but they are not of Christian minds. These so-called "fundamentalist Christians" obviously missed the message of the Gospels. Does anyone on this thread understand that? At minimum, regardless of views, one should discuss such quotes with great care and concern; but all that I have read, are saucy, jovial statements--such little minds! Where is your love for humanity, not to mention self-worth and respect to stand above such nonsense?

See, these are the rights provided by the bible; some christians think they have such a profoundly correct perspective that they allow themselves to tell other christians they aren't real christians. Ush, I'm certain, would tell Gav that he isn't a true follower of Christ because he's a catholic. Semantics for the win.

Originally posted by chickenlover98
the sad thing is you dont seem to realize this is what religion does, especially in the hands of the dumb. it brainwashs people. people say and do stupid things in the name of your "god". i have no trouble believing this came out of a christians mouth no less a "good" christian. this is very common across america and indeed the world. go ask normal christians you'll here very similar comments

Some people do. Some people also act on the impulse to bash in their spouses' skull after an argument. It's a matter of rationality in the individual.

On a certain level religion can be forced to take some of the blame for what its followers do but to assume that people loose all choice in the matter is foolish. I have spoken to Christians across the US and in other nations. The level of extremism shown in those posts is far from a universal belief. In fact the pastor of my local Church has advised reading a books on evolution and the scientific facts of the planet's formation.

The problem is that the only voices people hear (or, in the case of too many people, want to hear) are those of uncompromizing funadmentalists that take the lime light. The same applies to Islam. The same applies to Athiesm.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
...The problem is that the only voices people hear (or, in the case of too many people, want to hear) are those of uncompromizing funadmentalists that take the lime light. The same applies to Islam. The same applies to Athiesm.

Extremism is the problem.

Originally posted by Symmetric Chaos
Some people do. Some people also act on the impulse to bash in their spouses' skull after an argument. It's a matter of rationality in the individual.

On a certain level religion can be forced to take some of the blame for what its followers do but to assume that people loose all choice in the matter is foolish. I have spoken to Christians across the US and in other nations. The level of extremism shown in those posts is far from a universal belief. In fact the pastor of my local Church has advised reading a books on evolution and the scientific facts of the planet's formation.

The problem is that the only voices people hear (or, in the case of too many people, want to hear) are those of uncompromizing funadmentalists that take the lime light. The same applies to Islam. The same applies to Athiesm.

Okay, you guys need to get off the enriched plutonium bullshit. WHY ARE YOU ARGUING OVER THAT WHEN THERE IS GOLD--PURE, REFINED GOLD, PRECIOUS ABOVE ALL THE METALS--SO ABUNDANT AND FREELY GIVEN?

Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire..

If you mean that men have ever been animals you are 100 percent wrong. No evidence under the sun can prove that I was ever my pet cat. ET can happen within a species but not between species.

"According to evolutionists, it's a fact that aliens ruled the planet before the dinosaurs because that can't be disproven.

We have deformed skulls to prove that these aliens once had ape-like foreheads, and some walked on 2 legs and others walked on 4 legs. And since there have been confirmed sightings of alien spacecraft, that proves that they have come back to check on how things are going on planet earth.

We don't know who the first alien was, but from the few skulls and bones we have, we can tell that there were millions of them. Then when they had explored planet earth, they found it boring and decided to leave but not before some of them had died here which is why we still have their skulls and bones. From them, we can tell what they wore, what color eyes they had, and that they were covered in hair. These are what evolutionists call facts, so we've proven that aliens once ruled the planet earth."