The 100 Greatest Quotes from Fundamentalist Christian Chat Rooms

Originally posted by dadudemon
I agree that my idea that the next step in human civilization is universal tolerance is just that...my idea. You obviously adhere to only one definition of the word "tolerance" and only one application of the word tolerance. You personify the very thing you are defining....Tolerance comes served with a sense of superiority and disdain.

I don't adhere to only one definition, if I did there would only have been a single definition in my post. My point is that 2 of the 3 definitions represent my view, while only one supports yours. So, if there is anyone here that subscribes to only one definition, it's you.

And you mean to tell me that you have your head so far up your ass that you refuse to understand what I'm talking about? You disagree with the notion that "gay rights" are rights bestowed on homosexuals by a public majority that thinks rights are theirs to pass out as long as the applicants meet their standards?

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
That the Cap's wrong because he's assigning false motive.

To who?

People who are against gay marriage.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo

Discuss this comedy gold. (Oh, sure, a lot of it is clearly just trolling, but that last one made me laugh really, really hard.)

that was funny, but i think the first one was the most funny. i lol'd

"Give money and be healed, in the name of Jesus!"

Common quote.

Amen and amen, and RA, RA, RA!

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
People who are against gay marriage.

People can think it's wrong for what ever reason they wish, but failing to realize it's not their place to pass out rights is motivated by the fact that anyone asked them in the first place. This is where the sense of superiority comes from in this situation.

I'm going to Heaven and you're not........Hehe, Haha.......

Like that?

You're gonna burn and I'm gonna......well, I don't really know what I'm gonna do.........I guess I'll just float and sing.

No, I'm going to heaven too. And when I get there, I'll have my foreskin back.

Originally posted by Devil King
No, I'm going to heaven too. And when I get there, I'll have my foreskin back.

Me too. 😂

Originally posted by Devil King
No, I'm going to heaven too. And when I get there, I'll have my foreskin back.

Foreskins are not allowed. ❌

*speaks in a Bardock voice* Hard to do when all you can say is Ich heBe Gott......*Imagin that "B" as very special"

How do you know for sure? Says the German.

Originally posted by Deja~vu
*speaks in a Bardock voice* Hard to do when all you can say is Ich heBe......*Imagin that "B" as very special"

How do you know for sure?

God told me.glare

Well god told me too something different. It said "Live and let die"....

I said Otay.......Youre the boss...lol

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Foreskins are not allowed. ❌

Well, most of Europe is going to hell then.

Originally posted by Devil King
Well, most of Europe is going to hell then.

💃 The plan is working. 😆

Originally posted by Deja~vu
Well god told me too something different. It said "Live and let die"....

Paul McCartney is God?!

Damn...It's out now.. 🙁

Actually it was John, but......well, he must RISE again! Amen and Amen.........*said in Egyptian accent*

Oh, that's Antichrist...........

Okay, I'm cool with that.

I saw a fundamentalist video recently saying the Pope was the antichrist...they're not too happy about him visiting the States.

Originally posted by Zeal Ex Nihilo
http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

Discuss this comedy gold. (Oh, sure, a lot of it is clearly just trolling, but that last one made me laugh really, really hard.)

Oh my...so much for Love thy neighbour...this isnt comedy its dangerous!

As for the killing gays thing, let he who has not sinned cast the first stone...

"several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years." man this proves religion is for the worlds idiots that dont know crap from an apple, god the gravity one killed me to

Originally posted by Devil King
People can think it's wrong for what ever reason they wish, but failing to realize it's not their place to pass out rights is motivated by the fact that anyone asked them in the first place. This is where the sense of superiority comes from in this situation.