Thor vs Superman

If you say "what the hell" alot it probably makes your arguement that much better. Why don't you acutally use evidence or something to support your theory?
I mean "what the hell" have you never read a Thor comic before? He is cool. I think he wins. That is a horrible arguement. If you want to debate... type something that actually shows you know what you are talking about.
You should probably unplug your computer and never sign back on.

not sure if this has been mentioned, but couldn't Superman just HV lobotomize Thor for a quick and easy victory?

I don't think the belt of strength is going to make that big a difference.

If Thor loses it'll be because Superman is much more faster, not because of his advantage in the strength department.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
not sure if this has been mentioned, but couldn't Superman just HV lobotomize Thor for a quick and easy victory?

No.

Originally posted by llagrok
I don't think the belt of strength is going to make that big a difference.

If Thor loses it'll be because Superman is much more faster, not because of his advantage in the strength department.

No.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
not sure if this has been mentioned, but couldn't Superman just HV lobotomize Thor for a quick and easy victory?

Before or after Thor removes all the sunlight from Supes?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Before or after Thor removes all the sunlight from Supes?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Before or after Thor removes all the sunlight from Supes?

Obviously before. How would he use his heat vision afterwards?

Originally posted by Soljer
Obviously before. How would he use his heat vision afterwards?

Originally posted by Master-Borg
what're you babbling about?

Originally posted by Soljer
Obviously before. How would he use his heat vision afterwards?

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Plausibility of attacks.
And...
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Ah... but Thor still gets him with the stealing sunlight trick?

Superman HAS lobotomized his opponents with HV before, i don't think Thor has ever done what you suggested.

Originally posted by Master-Borg
Superman HAS lobotomized his opponents with HV before, i don't think Thor has ever done what you suggested.

He's absorbed sunlight, and he's retracted his killing lightning.

Fine then, Thor just God Blasts Supes.

Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
Who?
Villains?

He's absorbed sunlight, and he's retracted his killing lightning.

Fine then, Thor just God Blasts Supes.

also, Thor's godblast would be viable, but I think Supes could evade it...whereas Thor could not evade Supes HV

Originally posted by Master-Borg
he's done it to Doomsday

also, Thor's godblast would be viable, but I think Supes could evade it...whereas Thor could not evade Supes HV

You mean, he couldn't just move even if Superman can pierce his head with that? Or raise his hammer?

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Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
In the cartoon?

You mean, he couldn't just move even if Superman can pierce his head with that? Or raise his hammer?

besides, they will no doubt be engaged in a grapple at some point in their fight, and then he can't really dodge Superman's laserprecise HV

yeah, the cartoon

THOR! dagnabbit

Originally posted by llagrok
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Originally posted by Mr. Slippyfist
I'd probably tear him in half...

Probably? Certainly.

Originally posted by llagrok
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Updated.

Still... that's a lot on his colon.

Even though he's probably used to it...

Originally posted by Master-Borg
dude you think Thor could move faster than Superman can move his eyes?

besides, they will no doubt be engaged in a grapple at some point in their fight, and then he can't really dodge Superman's laserprecise HV

yeah, the cartoon

Uh-huh...

Well, throw that shit out the window then. 🙂