batdude123
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Originally posted by Newjak
Batdude for every one who says Thor is slow, there are the people who say he is as fast the lightning he commands.
It's funny, you're one of the only people on KMC who credit Thor with legitimate combat speed, yet you have almost no proof to back these claims outside of a hyperbolic statement. There are tons of examples of Thor not being that fast compared to the relatively few examples of him having an actual degree of super speed. It's ridiculous how you cling to this notion when actual evidence suggests otherwise.
Guys like Daredevil, Spider-man, and Mongoose have all shown superior fighting speed in direct comparison against Thor. He's been called slow by a guy born of Earth. He once couldn't even chase down a speeding car on foot. There are plenty more examples, but hopefully you can see my point.
There's no shame in admitting Thor isn't all that great when it comes to speed.
Originally posted by Newjak
Then he commences to dodge every attack by Ulik and people like that. [/B]
Right, because Ulik is known for his exceptional fighting speed. Oh, wait...
Originally posted by llagrok
No, it means that he'll be able to react to bitches right and left.
Lulz @ Thor having light speed reflexes.
Why don't you go get drunk again and tell a girl she's "SKYFATHER LEVEL!!!" 🙂