An Interesting "What If?" Scenario For Y'All ...

The ultimate multi speakered, 1080 interlaced nightmare..!

You have to strap me down and put eye clamps in, drugging me ala 'Clockwork Orange' in order for me to not kill alll and escape (without the aid of any animated animals). 😛

I will though. I'll be watering your eyes myself.

😂

Then I'll just have to remove my eyes Sam-Neil-in-'Event Horizon' style, just prior to the screening... 😛

Might still be able to hear Chipmunks babbling though, and the CGI Simians making their prescence felt too with their oo-oo-oo noises etc.

Might still be able to hear even the vines creaking as they swing....
Oh the horror..!!!

I'll let you have break with Burn before Reading then... but only a few minutes.

A merciful kinda torturerer then, eh...?

But wouldn't that only heighten the comparative horror of TAOS..?
Thusly inducing more agony that way...?

Indeed. 😈

Pure evil.

😛

Thanks.

You could have a packed bill of that, the Matrix sequels, Bay's Transformers and Indy IV, Pearl Harbour.... The supporting films could be any generic hollywood remake of something like "The fog" or "The eye".........

It would definitely result in a massive suicide-cult for perceptive film goers.

New torture style: Pearl Harbour in slomo... so it lasts longer. Guantanomo Bay will be empty in no time.

LOLZ From all the suicides, if anything.

Even the screws in that place would had to rip their eyes out and eat them just to stay sane.

Unless they were the sort of person who actually likes movies that are like the filmic equivalent of the kind of agony that could only otherwise be attained from blow torches being used on their genitalia, of course.

Which would be pure blessing compared to watching that film in slomo with someone who actually likes it.

My mind will not terrify itself by attempting the imagine that kind of mortal horror....

I'll keep reminding you then with the mental picture of Ben Affleck in that film.

...and of the Bayness.

Which is all over.

*Contemplates such filthy saturation.*

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

*Attaches noose to own neck and jumps out of a hi-rise window.

....setting himself on fire too.*

That won't be enough.

True.

*Burns every copy of KOTCS and PH left in the world before said self destruct*

It's gonna be a while before you're gone then. Want coffee?