the reviews are coming in

With a copy of "Battlefield earth", naturally. 😉

How mean.

Hey. They started the aggression. 😛

True.... still, quite vindictive.

Evil begats evil.

...or at least shitty movies masquerading as decent ones begat shitty reviews/fierce condemnation.

True

I'll just be glad that all copies will die out with the end of humanity when Yellowstone goes off...

"Drastic times, drastic measures." 😛

I'm sure some scientologists in Europe will have some copies and resupply the US when they're rising from the ashes.

As a new revisionist history of things...?

A true history you infidel.

Then I shall turn you into a gold ingot for my space friends:
The "Ingots made from human beings" wanters.
😛

Sounds good. Are you that powerful?

Yes....because L.Ron Hubbard wrote me that way. 😛

You must worship the man.

Well.

I worship the laughs his works give me....

A terrbile sci-fi writer with too much power.

The Michael Bay of faith.

Good analogy

Not as much Lady shaped eye candy in his stuff, less car chases, but the credibility factor remains the same. 😛

I cant wait for Michael Bay personality test to be released. 😉

Instead of my usual prolonged condemnations I tried to review Indy IV in a more concise way.

I thought of this two short reviews:

'Indy used to chase fortune and glory....
.....now he both chases the toilet 8 times a night in an effort not to piss himself.'

and

'A fortune IN glory is what this has cost Speilberg and Lucas.'

I like the last one. The first is a bit of a cheap shot.

How is that a cheap shot...? 😛
Its more an angry dig at how Indy is portrayed in Indy IV..
After the amount of time that Speilberg spent trying to undermine Indy on screen with all kinds of ailments and day to day being old pains that you watch the movie taking it as a very large given that that is how he spends his nights... we should never have seen Indy like that.
Its Indiana Jones.... Not Bruce Campbell in Bubba Hotep.
That took his dignity, and then they raped him.