the reviews are coming in

Rambo vs. Rommel: Tank Slam.

Yeah exactly. 😛

Rambo beats around the Bush: the true story of the Battle of the Bulge

😂

Im beginning to think that the reasons the World economy is f***ed is something else instead of all this sub-prime mortgages rubbish...

....that the U.S government made the mistake of attempting to pay 2 dollars to every family that had lost someone to the US exported fatal condition of "having opposed Rambo". 😖hifty:

I see the plot now... Let's publish!

😛

Based on the novel "Rambo: The world compensation crisis."

You mean: Rambo: The mumble mumble mumblisis."?

LOL Yeah as they knew him when they spoke Latin.

😂

Muchius Stabbius...?

Greasius Violencia..?

Decimatus Murderous...? 😛

He has a freind, you know.

Bigus Dickus.

He has a wife you know. Incontinetia.... Incontinentia Buttocks.

*Stifles laughter, desperate not to be fed to lions*

😛

Classic stuff.

*Leans with his clipboard towards Queeq and gently asks...*

"Crucifixtion..?"

😄

No. Freedom.

😛

Hes murrr-murrrhh-mur-mruhhhh----mad sir.

We have lumps of it in the back. (my favourite of all)

😂

Genius

I just hope that in future editions of Temple Of Doom, that they have the conviction to make all the heads in the "Chilled Monkey brains" scene still alive and screaming, but most importantly, CGI..

And Mutts head somewhere among them?

Yeah!!!!! Thats a great idea!!!!!!

Heres the simple explaination they could write it in:

When the TAOS took of, tearing a rift in dimensions time and space were affected locally, sending Mutt back to India in the 30s along with the monkies he swang with. There he will be taken out in one shot to the spine, and other through the heart and taken to the kitchen.... the rest would be cinematic history and would crown GL and SS as retrostorytelling geniuses for all time.

*dials the number of Lucasfilm*

Hmmm... what shall we call it. Indiana Jones and the Rifts of Time? Or Indiana Jones and the Salvation from Newfound Sons.