Nazis make better villains than Soviets.

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He said you were a gopher.
- Aw, he's being generous.
- The most gifted gopher he ever chased around a golf court. You know, he hated your guts... took a hell of a lot for you to get rid of him.
- Not much... just getting him fired for blowing up the entire golf court.

Satipo: [picking up poison gopher droppings] The Ghofitos are near. The poison is still fresh, three days. They're following us.

Barranca: If they knew we were here, they would've mocked us already.

How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters. I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new gopher so close to my own level?
- Try Lucasfilm.

Gophers....very dangerous....you go first.

Too bad the Gophers don't know you the way I do, Belloq.

Yes, too bad. You could warn them... if only you spoke Gopher!

Try not to eat that fly.

Get the Gophers away from this place immediately! Have them put on the truck! We will fly them out of Hollywood! And tell Lucas, I want plenty of protection!

Savage. You are not in a position to ask for anything.
We will take what we wish and then decide whether or
not to blow your gophers from the water.

Marion, don't look at the gophers. Shut your eyes, Marion. Don't look at them, no matter what happens!

Look at this gopher... It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it... I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless... Like the Ark

I told you not to be premature in your communique to Berlin. Gopherology is not an exact science. It does not deal in time schedules!
- The Fuhrer is not a patient gopher. He demands constant reports. You led me to believe...
- Nothing! I made no promises! I merely said these gopher holes looked very favorable. Besides, with the chipmunks in our possession, my calculations were correct.

Sallah: *catches date and points to pile of dead gophers*
Bad dates.

Indiana: There's a big gopher in the plane, Jock!
Jock: Oh, that's just my pet gopher Reggie.
Indiana: I hate gophers, Jock! I hate 'em!
Jock: Come on! Show a little backbone, will ya!

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Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this gopher hole?
Indiana: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the gopher.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indiana: Then your Führer has to resort to CGI.

😂 Brilliant. lol

Indiana: This is it... This is where Murray cashed in.
Satipo: A friend of yours?
Indiana: My gardner... he was good. He was very good.

The Gopher. If it is there, in INdy 5, then it is something that directors were not meant to use. Death has always surrounded it. It is not of this earth.

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Indiana: I can only say I'm sorry about the Gophers so many times.
Marion: Well, say it again anyway!
Indiana: Sorry.

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Marion: I always knew some day you'd use some kind of CGI creature to lighten up your movie. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable. So, what are you doing here now?
Indiana: I need one of the gophers your father collected.
[Marion surprises him with a right cross to the jaw]
Marion: I've learned to hate you in the last two years!
Indiana: I never meant to use those CGI gophers in IndyIV.
Marion: I was a fan. I was in awe. It was wrong and you knew it!
Indiana: You knew what the Star Wars prequels looked like.
Marion: Now I do. This is my cinema. Get out!

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Indiana: Do we need the Gopher?
Marion: I'm surprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks, too.
Indiana: And your brains.

Belloq: Who knows. Perhaps a convincing CGI Gopher is still waiting in some antechamber of a redndering computer for us to discover. Perhaps there's some vital bit of texturing which eludes us. Perhaps...
Gobler: [interrupting him] Perhaps George Lucas can help us.
Dietrich: My feeling exactly. He has done some unconvincing animation already. He may know much if... properly motivated.
Belloq: I tell you all he wants is money.
Dietrich: I am surprised to find you cheapish. That is not your reputation. Anyway, it needn't concern you. I have the perfect man for these kind of gophers.