Would you consider Barack Obama the first black president?

I wouldn't consider him the first black president because black people are too dumb and criminal to be president. He's obviously been dipped in chocolate.

Originally posted by Deano

Did all those sheep drink Gatorade?

Originally posted by KidRock
I am genuinely interested in peoples thoughts about this, especially when I hear people say, "he will be the countries first African American president".

Would he not be the countries first mixed-race president? I think in its own right thats more of an accomplishment then had he been 100% black.

I would actually consider him the second black President. John Hanson was the first.

"He took office just as the Revolutionary War ended. Almost immediately, the troops demanded to be paid. As would be expected after any long war, there were no funds to meet the salaries. As a result, the soldiers threatened to overthrow the new government and put Washington on the throne as a monarch."

John Hanson was the first black President

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I would actually consider him the second black President. John Hanson was the first.

"He took office just as the Revolutionary War ended. Almost immediately, the troops demanded to be paid. As would be expected after any long war, there were no funds to meet the salaries. As a result, the soldiers threatened to overthrow the new government and put Washington on the throne as a monarch."

John Hanson was the first black President

Check mate.

He's not black either, see:

Originally posted by Robtard
Check mate.

Originally posted by lord xyz
He's not black either, see:

Very good, you both passed my little test. Good job! Thanks for helping me with my experiment. 🙂

Originally posted by Deano

They're all giant lizards.

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
Very good, you both passed my little test. Good job! Thanks for helping me with my experiment. 🙂

Originally posted by BackFire
They're all giant lizards.

No their not. It's just that the seven dimensional vibrations of life strings extruding from karmic focal points allow the lizards to control them from the lower fourth dimension.

Isn't that just a verbose way of saying Reverse-Vampires?

Originally posted by lord xyz
That the internet is very helpful in finding shit to prove someone wrong?

Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
No, that you are not as dumb as you seem.

He is though. And more.

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Isn't that just a verbose way of saying Reverse-Vampires?

That would sound completely ridiculous.

Originally posted by dadudemon
That's usually not the good stuff, though. naughty

What are you on about?

Originally posted by red g jacks
what? you can buy anything from dirt to haze in bulk, quality doesn't really factor in.

Any thing's cheaper if bought in bulk, really. I could buy a load of beer at once, it'll be cheaper than if I bought 4 cans of beer one hundred times. It would get cheaper if legalised, it would be cheaper to buy an eighth and cheaper to buy nine ounces.

maybe, but you can't sell the extra beer off to your friends and make your money back. same with weed once it goes legal.. but at this point i'd be willing to pay the price just to get rid of these damn drug tests

Originally posted by red g jacks
maybe, but you can't sell the extra beer off to your friends and make your money back. same with weed once it goes legal.. but at this point i'd be willing to pay the price just to get rid of these damn drug tests

I could once last orders have been called and no shops are open. Anyway, that's not what I buy it for and it's dick heads trying to charge me ridiculous prices that I want rid of. I'm not into selling things to my friends for a profit, because they're my friends.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He is though. And more.

All that did was imply that you're dumber than you seem...