Punisher vs Joker

Started by TheGame1736 pages
Originally posted by Rewmac
He doesn't need to kill. Frank's only weapon is being a killer, so what? He is weak that's why kills. Bats on the other hand doesn't need to kill to be dangerous. Frank is cool I like him, but he is nothing compared to the Bat from my point of view. I don't really like Batman that much I just talking facts.

i agree with you on everything, but to say the punisher is weak is pure bullshit

Originally posted by TheGame17
i agree with you on everything, but to say the punisher is weak is pure bullshit

true, but he is weaker than Bats.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
true, but he is weaker than Bats.

yes. in fighting skills

Originally posted by TheGame17
yes. in fighting skills

he is also overall physically stronger than Frank.

Bats is overall BETTER than Frank.
He's stronger, faster, smarter, wiser, more equipped, BETTER in all aspects.
Does Frank have the balls to take on Darksied? No.

BTW Bats ain't included in this discussion, so let's get back on topic.
Does Frank know how the Joker thinks? No.
Does he have more underground connections? No. For Pete's sake, Castle likes to fight solo most of the time.
Does he have anything to counter a bombardment of Joker Venom in NYC? No.
As I stated before, can he kill thousands upon thousands of innocent people (children included)? Absolutely NO.

So who do you think is more sadistic, demented, and unmerciful?
That's right. Joker.

Originally posted by ScarletSpeed
he is also overall physically stronger than Frank.
Who cares? This is about the Punisher & the Joker. Not Punisher & the Joker's caped enabler. Let's get back on topic.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Bats is overall BETTER than Frank.
He's stronger, faster, smarter, wiser, more equipped, BETTER in all aspects.
Does Frank have the balls to take on Darksied? No.

BTW Bats ain't included in this discussion, so let's get back on topic.
Does Frank know how the Joker thinks? No.
Does he have more underground connections? No. For Pete's sake, Castle likes to fight solo most of the time.
Does he have anything to counter a bombardment of Joker Venom in NYC? No.
As I stated before, can he kill thousands upon thousands of innocent people (children included)? Absolutely NO.

So who do you think is more sadistic, demented, and unmerciful?
That's right. Joker.

too right,

if it came to it face to face Frank would take it,

but seen as they are both setting out to find each other I think Joker takes this,

it all depends on who's writing it I supposeawesome

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
Bats is overall BETTER than Frank.
He's stronger, faster, smarter, wiser, more equipped, BETTER in all aspects.
Does Frank have the balls to take on Darksied? No.

BTW Bats ain't included in this discussion, so let's get back on topic.
Does Frank know how the Joker thinks? No.
Does he have more underground connections? No. For Pete's sake, Castle likes to fight solo most of the time.
Does he have anything to counter a bombardment of Joker Venom in NYC? No.
As I stated before, can he kill thousands upon thousands of innocent people (children included)? Absolutely NO.

So who do you think is more sadistic, demented, and unmerciful?
That's right. Joker.

it's all batman's fault that joker even has a respect thread. punisher's spine > batman's 😛

but seriously, the joker venom thing is a batman type crime to fix, frank wouldn't even attempt to stop it, he rather let spider-man and the avengers handle it, but he will get more focussed on avenging those who died, making it even worse for the joker.

joker would get his face slammed into a McDonald's hot oil deep fryer for it.

To show you how demented Joker can be, I'm gonna think of a scenario.
For once, I'm gonna try to scheme the way Joker thinks:

He goes in a preschool in NYC, bombards the entire place and kills all the children and teaching staff.
Punisher arrives in the scene, but it's too late.
He sees a vignette of the Joker and starts shooting like crazy.
He later finds out that it's just a Joker figurine look-alike.
Too "cheer him up", Joker plays an audio recording of the laughter of the dying innocent children.

BTW I'm completely sane and wrote that up without putting much thought on it.
So imagine if it was the real Joker, who is completely out of his mind and has multiple psychoses, shifting from strategy to strategy.
Just the thought of it is pretty damn scary!

*nods* yeah... Dear lord that'd be harsh on Frank. Might even dig up a large projector and find any old info on Frank's family to work on Frank's psyche in that manner as well.

Perhaps rig joker venom landmines that are attached to the figure of joker that's being shot so that they go off in the area when the figure is shot. Might even be a corpse of one of the teachers.. or even one he kept alive and set up.. or maybe a woman that looks like Frank's wife. So it winds up being frank that kills the woman that looks like his wife.

Oh ohh.. when the trap is triggered have spikes pop up out of the ground with the corpses of the kids tied to them, and the joker venom gas comes out of tubes rigged up through the kids mouths which of course have been jokerfied.

And if Frank himself is poisoned? He's dead.

He might even have it be darts that shoot out as well...

Or he could have it so that the ground collapses into a room where the corpses of the kids are like they would be still alive in activities of play or the like... still with the gas dispensers and darts.

could even include a rigged up webcam to film the events and an endangered spieces of animal that's vicious still alive. so that if frank kills it the world will know that he's guilty of murdering the female look alike with a joker wig and the endangered animal.

And WHAT IF Frank comes with THIS:
http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/punisherbullseye1-721633.jpg

!?

😛

fear shock And the absolutely frightning thing is? That's not even half as crazy as Joker.

There's a reason everybody is scared of Joker.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
fear shock And the absolutely frightning thing is? That's not even half as crazy as Joker.

There's a reason everybody is scared of Joker.

There's reason why Castle have very few archennemy.

Yeah, he kills them. Big whup. He'd never make it out alive of Gotham. Joker should stick to killing hoods and hitmen. Leave the supervillains to the big leagues.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
And WHAT IF Frank comes with THIS:
http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/punisherbullseye1-721633.jpg

!?

😛

So Joker has really crazy plans and Frank will show up with tech he stole off of S.H.I.E.L.D that he may or may not still have?

That requires god who knows what kind of ammo that we don't know if he could get in a week?

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
There's reason why Castle have very few archennemy.
Boy, there's a non-sequiter.

"Joker's bet shit insane"
"Punisher kills his enemies"

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
And WHAT IF Frank comes with THIS:
http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/punisherbullseye1-721633.jpg

!?

😛


He shoots the Joker figurine with THAT.

Originally posted by occultdestroyer
To show you how demented Joker can be, I'm gonna think of a scenario.
For once, I'm gonna try to scheme the way Joker thinks:

He goes in a preschool in NYC, bombards the entire place and kills all the children and teaching staff.
Punisher arrives in the scene, but it's too late.
He sees a vignette of the Joker and starts shooting like crazy.
He later finds out that it's just a Joker figurine look-alike.
Too "cheer him up", Joker plays an audio recording of the laughter of the dying innocent children.

BTW I'm completely sane and wrote that up without putting much thought on it.
So imagine if it was the real Joker, who is completely out of his mind and has multiple psychoses, shifting from strategy to strategy.
Just the thought of it is pretty damn scary!

or, frank on a distant rooftop spots the less-than inconspicuous joker sneaking around with a human sized cardboard cutout and decides to make an example of him.

"*scoff* idiot" says the punisher.

frank gets to a prone position and as quickly and messy as possible shoots the joker with a scoped assault rifle, the first salvo are at the thighs to incapacitate the joker, then the following shots reduce his victim to swiss green-eggs and ham. the children are so desensitized from playing video games they don't even shed a tear for the dead clown making gurgling noises.

😛

Originally posted by psycho gundam
or, frank on a distant rooftop spots the less-than inconspicuous joker sneaking around with a human sized cardboard cutout and decides to make an example of him.

"*scoff* idiot" says the punisher.

frank gets to a prone position and as quickly and messy as possible shoots the joker with a scoped assault rifle, the first salvo are at the thighs to incapacitate the joker, then the following shots reduce his victim to swiss green-eggs and ham. the children are so desensitized from playing video games they don't even shed a tear for the dead clown making gurgling noises.

😛

Quoted for absoluth truth! 😱